Let's get one thing clear, while the news stories these pieces are based on are completly true, or as true as anything you hear about in the news, the write ups of these stories are meant to SATIRE. They may not be funny, but they certainly aren't meant to be taken seriously.
bad news: i know i got a bad reputation and it isn't just talk, talk, talk
bad news: marconi plays the mamba, listen to the radio
bad news: teens say 'free speech, no big deal'
bad news: and so this is christmas, for weak and for strong, the rich and the poor ones, the road is so long
bad news: bush takes startling anti-war stance in honor of mlk
Bad News: You're everything I hoped for, You're everything I need
bad news : politician apologies for “insensitive” remarks
bad news: i'm a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride
bad news: easy... you don't lead 'em so much
bad news: Fed Releases Donald Rumsfeld
bad news: nothing more fowl
bad news: store apologizes for green beer special in honor of st patrick's
Bad News: Tune In, Turn On, Drop Trou.
bad news : the world loves a spectacle
Bad News: Jerry's Sorry.
bad news : dude, where's my testicle?
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