mg

lady madonna lying on the bed, listen to the music playing in your head

by mg at 09:41 PM on December 26, 2006

A Christmas thought: We all know that Mary was a virgin when she was super-naturally knocked up with the son of God. However, I don't think her status at the time of Jesus' birth was ever discussed in the bible, at least not in King James' version. So, was Mary still a virgin as Jesus was on his way to the manger?

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anna

Here she comes, Miss America!

by anna at 01:26 PM on December 22, 2006

You didn't know the name of Miss USA until The Rosie and the The Donald started flapping their jowels about her.

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anna

No no child it wasn't me

by anna at 10:00 AM on December 21, 2006

It's very common for laymen to confuse scizophrenia with multiple personality disorder. Lesser known Davies brother of Kinks fame Dave Davies, in fact, once released an album called You're Never Alone with a Schizophrenic. But there is a difference. Schizos have wild mood swings too. At times they can function and even hold menial jobs and seem relatively lucid. At other times they descend into a quagmire of auditory hallucinations and deep-seated (if well-founded) paranoia. So depending on when one encounters the schizo, he can seem a very different person. But he is still the same person. Whereas the MPD sufferer has numerous facets he can show you. It's a temporal difference but a huge distinction.

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anna

Ethnic cleansing is my hobby

by anna at 09:36 AM on December 20, 2006

There is no soap in our home. We are high class. We use body wash to remove the day's funk and grime from our torsos, heads, legs and asses. We have special body wash for our feet. It tingles when applied a dab at a time.

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anna

Hollywood's calling for the movie rights, singing hey baby let's keep in touch

by anna at 05:28 PM on December 09, 2006

Alan "You can call me Al" Ja-Zeera is reporting that Osama has split with Al-K-Duh and is now out on his own sporting the rap moniker G-Hod. He has been following that Russian spy deal very closely. So have I.

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