| Do you take too many online quizzes? |
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| How did you find out about this quiz? |
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I stumbled across it |
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It was linked from another site |
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Someone insisted I take it |
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I just sensed its existence |
| Did seeing this quiz make you flush with excitement? |
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No |
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Yes |
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I nearly peed myself |
| Have you ever answered a survey with more than 100 questions? |
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No |
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Yes |
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Does this survey have over 100 questions? I hope so, I'm looking for something to kill a couple hours |
| Do you feel a special bond with people who have the same quiz results as you? |
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No |
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Yes, knowing someone is the same fictional robot as me will bind us together eternally |
| Did you ever make out with a person of the same sex because a quiz said you were gay? |
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No |
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We did more than make out, if you know what I mean. *wink wink* *nudge nudge* |
| Do you have emode.com book-marked? |
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Yes |
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I don't need to have it bookmarked, it's my start page |
| Have you ever taken a quiz that had nothing whatsoever to do with you, just because all your friends were doing it? |
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Yes |
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No |
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Friends? |
| If everybody else was jumping off a bridge, would you do that too? |
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No |
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Ha, ha, very funny |
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How high a bridge? |
| Do you answer questions in such a way as to purposefully manipulate the results to produce your desired results? |
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No |
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No, really, I'm not just saying that |
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Okay, yes. Yes I do |
| Do you go back and change your answers if you don't like your results? |
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Yes |
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No |
No. Yes |
| If all that fails, do you just go ahead and lie about your score? |
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Yes, sure, like these tests are scientific |
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I'd never lie about my score |
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I'd never lie about my score; I'd just not tell anyone I took the quiz |
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I wouldn't lie about my score, I'd just send a nasty email to the quiz-writer telling them how unscientific their test is |
| Do you immediately click away from any website that does not offer to judge you based on your answers to a few multiple-choice questions? |
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No |
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Yes, good thing you have these questions or I'd have clicked over to thespark.com by now |
| Have you ever taken a quiz to find out what character you are from a book, movie, or TV show that you've never read or seen? |
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No |
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Yes. I'm only 12, and I know which character I'd be from every 70s sitcom |
| Did a quiz tell you your favorite color wasn't really your favorite color? |
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Yes, but I ignored the test |
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Yes, I had to sell my car because it wasn't the right color |
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No, if the quiz told me my favorite color is red, my favorite color is red |
| Have you spent more than one minute debating your answer to any of these questions? |
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No, that's silly |
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Let me think about that for a couple minutes |
| Have you ever answered a survey, only to figure out that the whole thing was a joke? |
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No |
| Did you keep answering the questions anyway? |
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Yes |
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