bad news

Let's get one thing clear, while the news stories these pieces are based on are completly true, or as true as anything you hear about in the news, the write ups of these stories are meant to SATIRE. They may not be funny, but they certainly aren't meant to be taken seriously.


bad news: i know i got a bad reputation and it isn't just talk, talk, talk

bad news: marconi plays the mamba, listen to the radio

bad news: teens say 'free speech, no big deal'

bad news: and so this is christmas, for weak and for strong, the rich and the poor ones, the road is so long

bad news: bush takes startling anti-war stance in honor of mlk

Bad News: You're everything I hoped for, You're everything I need

bad news : politician apologies for “insensitive” remarks

bad news: i'm a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride

bad news: easy... you don't lead 'em so much

bad news: Fed Releases Donald Rumsfeld

bad news: nothing more fowl

bad news: store apologizes for green beer special in honor of st patrick's

Bad News: Tune In, Turn On, Drop Trou.

bad news : the world loves a spectacle

Bad News: Jerry's Sorry.

bad news : dude, where's my testicle?

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