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suicide is painless

by mg at 08:42 AM on February 01, 2007

I have a message. Bad Samaritan's plane... was shot down over the Sea of Japan. It spun in. There were no survivors.

The part of Bad Samaritan will now be played by Harry Morgan.

comments (40)

Goodbye, Farewell and Amen

by Long Time Lurker at February 1, 2007 9:37 AM

not in a gay way, but i love you mg. and i love bad samaritan.

by eviltom at February 3, 2007 12:44 AM

Attention all personnel . Due to a lack of casualties, today's midnight movie will be shown at 9:00 in the morning... And midnight has been canceled.

by Jen X at February 3, 2007 12:20 PM

Is this some kind cruel joke? If so I don't get it. And if the site is taken down, then why is it still here? And hello to Jen X. Always loved that name.

by anna at February 3, 2007 3:38 PM

Noo, I was too late! :-(

Fare thee well badsam...fare thee well.

by Lucy at February 4, 2007 8:20 PM

Ah hell. And I was finally going to post something. First the Fat Boyz break up, and now this.

by Adam at February 4, 2007 8:52 PM

Heya anna, good to see there are still some folks around -- even if we weren't really posting.


by Jen X at February 4, 2007 11:04 PM

Where were you people a month ago?

by mg at February 5, 2007 8:16 AM

Nothing brings people out like a suicide.

by Long Time Lurker at February 5, 2007 9:10 AM

yeah, where WERE these people a month ago? secretly plotting to get the site shut down?

by eviltom at February 5, 2007 10:53 PM

I'm running a Murder trial. That's my excuse. Of course it only works for this February, not the preceding year.

Nice to see the site last as long as it did

Adieu everybody...

by Chuck Woolery at February 6, 2007 6:27 PM

Well I'm not saying goodbye. Ever. I might be standing next to you in the supermarket, and then I'd have to say, "Remember that time I said goodbye? I didn't really mean it. Hello."

by Chris at February 6, 2007 10:50 PM

None of this would have happened if you had let Lockheed post! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

I love the comments that people were just going to post something. If only they had posted a couple days before BadSam might have pulled out of it's depression.

Or is this going to be a "reports of my demise have been greatly exaggerated."

by Long Time Lurker at February 7, 2007 9:50 AM

I'm sorry about the above post. It was wrong of me.

Let's just leave as friends.

by Long Time Lurker at February 7, 2007 9:59 AM

To be honest, the choices were to end it all or just go black for February (you know, because it's black history month) and then come back in March all shiny and new. So, who can say what'll happen next.

by mg at February 7, 2007 11:23 PM

I killose this site, it'll never be the same without sam

by (faux) mg at February 8, 2007 12:26 AM

Hi fake MG (aka David), "killose" is either really brilliant, or really stupid. Seeing some of your other comments, I choose to think it the latter.

by mg at February 8, 2007 9:17 AM

I'm Spartacus!

by (other faux) mg at February 8, 2007 10:10 AM

LMAO if your so good then contact my email,all of you ! I want to meat the creators and wankers in this game,why the fuck discriminate so bad against your own children and
make total illegal facts that i will be glad to talk this out if you have a good reason for this shit or its a fact

by (faux) mg at February 8, 2007 9:43 PM

And so, as quickly as my interest was piquing as a result of the good-bye love fest, one of the mass of idiots has to come and dash it all to bits.

by mg at February 8, 2007 11:28 PM

Awww Come On MG.

Aren't the idiots the best part? Let's all email the guy and talk to him about why we are discriminating against our children. I know I have good reason for this shit. After all he wants to meat us.

by Long Time Lurker at February 9, 2007 9:35 AM

Hey, I only have room for one kind of meat in my life, and umm... yeah.

I'm so lonely?

I could post, but I'm not sure I remember my login info. And I really need to update my profile. :)

by Jen X at February 10, 2007 1:06 PM

Tell us about the meat in your life Jen.

I'm so Wonley!!!!!!!

I could post too but mg won't let me.

Something about a restraining order.

by Long Time Lurker at February 10, 2007 10:52 PM

Anybody who would really like to post should just send me an email. I don't read comments.

by mg at February 10, 2007 11:40 PM

Damn. What a time to come back ...

by MrBlank at February 11, 2007 1:32 AM

yo mg, speaking of the idiots in the comment section... for old time's sake, can you send a link to some of the classic idiotic comment threads? wasn't there one for the "world's largest penis" post that kept going on and on? this is priceless stuff. i look forward to seeing badsam on archives.org one day. because like mg himself, badsam has outlived its usefulness. (sneak preview: next week, mg pulls an anna nicole smith.)

by eviltom at February 11, 2007 12:08 PM

Poor Long Time... maybe you shouldn't have left that bouquet of condoms on his doorstep?

Every day for a month?

Though you can send me some, 'cause I think I'm running low again.

Oh, one day I'll have regular meat in my life...

by Jen X at February 11, 2007 2:07 PM



by MrBlank at February 12, 2007 10:53 AM

How fitting that it was now after quite possibly more than a year, during (what may be) BadSam's 'farewell episode' , that I happened to stop by to see how the old gal was doing.... kind of like bringing back past cast for the last show of a long-running TV show. So long and goodnight everyone... but then again, you know mg's unbridled penchant for high drama.

by snaggle at February 13, 2007 7:56 AM

Yeah, wouldn't it be just like him to not shut the site down after all. That MG sure knows how to tug at the ol' heart strings.

by mg at February 13, 2007 8:18 AM

I'm trying to get in touch with MG to post, but I think email and wordpress hate me. It's rough being me. :P

by Jen X at February 19, 2007 5:52 PM



www.tradinganddrugs.blogspot.com is still up and running.

BadSam Board of Trade

by LOCKHEED at February 20, 2007 5:22 PM

ok mg, good prank. we're ready for bad sam to come back now.

by eviltom at February 24, 2007 1:08 PM

Let the new generation take over, we can make a whole new bad ass bad samaritan. With a little guidance from our elders it will be fabulous!!!

by Katie S at March 5, 2007 2:46 PM

I need, a little more than a ONE night Staaaannndd....

oooohh oooh ohh Jamie's cryin....

She wants to send him a letter...
a yeah yeah...

by LOCKHEED at March 6, 2007 11:32 PM

Yes I am late. But all those old names and memories. I am choking up...not really but tthis sucks...will have Ian launch new site.

by anna at March 10, 2007 3:59 PM

The "shitty manuscript" for Splashing in the Gene Pool: The Lighter Side of Genetics Evolution and Racism is going to be published!

by anna at March 11, 2007 1:17 PM

who cares they suk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by jared at April 16, 2007 8:22 AM

who cares they suk!

by jared at April 16, 2007 8:23 AM

I wonder what this place was all about.

by hack3r at November 3, 2008 6:16 PM

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