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It's one two three strikes and you're out at the old ballgame

by anna at 09:12 AM on March 20, 2006

Here is a relatively tame (work-safe) image of one Adriana Lima. Most of the other images of her aren't so work-safe. I invite you to google her to your heart's content and see just what I mean.

Some might be aware that she once dated Yankee shortstop and major hunk Derek Jeter.

This check has been in the news because she told GQ magazine that she is still technically a virgin. Now some who've seen her pix might find this a little hard (har-har) to believe. Not me. I think it is totally normal for a 20-something Victoria's Secret model to deny the superstar multimillionaire hunk her booty for an extended period of time. I mean, it's not like he could just as easily snag any Vicky's model he so desired or anything. So of course he'd keep dating her despite the platonic nature of their relationship.

I wonder if it was like old-time high school with the fumbling in the back of a limo and repeated, "No don't do thats" being ignored. He's a shortstop. I wonder if he even got to second base with her.

In 1963 the Pill was introduced, ushering in the so-called Sexual Revolution. All of this was very important as evidenced by the Capital Letters. Women were liberated at last! Before long they'd win the vote. But somewhere along the way the whole liberation thing got subverted, or even perverted.

Now, at an increasingly younger age, girls feel they must put out to be accepted. This is in part due to simple laws of supply and demand (see example above. They aren't dating anymore, are they?) Rival girls will do anything and guys tend to gravitate that way. (Here's your 50 bucks Mary. LTL!)

There isn't much anyone can do about that. But if you have or plan to have young daughters it is damn wearisome examining their underwear after every date or hook-up or whatever it is called these days. I'm glad mine (stepdaughters) are grown and married.

Would I feel the same way were my son to benefit from this newfound largess? No.

comments (11)

Maybe Jeter is secrely gay like his former teammate Mike "I am so not gay" Pizza. Maybe Lima played Claudia Schiffer to his David Copperfield. Who knows?

by anna at March 20, 2006 9:41 AM


My brother has a giant wall covering of Lima in his garage. There's something hypnotic about her when she's twice your size. o.O

by Ex Crimson Guard NCO at March 21, 2006 1:54 PM


Some females definitely try to have sex with males as soon as possible, since they suppose if the males can get it elsewhere they will leave. How horrible it is for everyone involved, that they're reduced from people to bodies.

by jean at March 22, 2006 6:17 PM


Xin chao, Minh den tu HL, minh mong muon duoc lam quen voi tat ca cac ban. Thanks in advance

by phuong at March 22, 2006 11:35 PM


It was bad enough we were getting auto-comment come-ons in English. Now they're in Vietnamese. And Jean you said exactly what I meant. NCO she's pretty hypnotic regardless of sixe.

by anna at March 23, 2006 7:41 AM


POL POT FUCK YOU.

need to sell 10,000 GOOG now...

by LOCKHEED at March 24, 2006 11:03 AM


What you got against Mr. Pot?

by anna at March 27, 2006 8:42 AM


Don't you know that Pol Pot killed his brother?
Buenos Tardes Amigo.

What I want to know is how much for your GOOGs? And how do you get 10,000 of them?

by Long Time Lurker at March 27, 2006 10:47 AM


GOOG is trading 369.23-369.26 right now. 11:23am est. Mon March 27.
I will sell you 10,000 shares as low as 360.00.

And uh, it's been a WEEK since this post. WTF? ANNA? You on VACATION?

by LOCKHEED at March 27, 2006 12:24 PM


Anna, the situation seems like prostitution. A friend of mine believes that is how life is and I can't change her mind. She will never change her mind either, because she won't let herself go past a few dates without having sex. Just around the corner, in her mind, is always another Catholic schoolgirl who's even faster, wears even shorter skirts, and has even bigger breasts.

But young girls don't always think like this. There is hope.

by jean at March 29, 2006 11:56 PM


Well, that sucks.

by anna at March 31, 2006 8:39 AM



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