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All of the instruments of faith and sex and god in the belly of a black-winged bird

by anna at 11:03 AM on March 17, 2006

In recent months the following has taken place here: A guy called another guy a clown. A while later the one pumped six slugs into the other's head, laughing, "Who's the clown now?"

That isn't all. Two guys were in a liquor store. One tells the other that he (I'm not making this up) needn't snap the suspenders of a woman if he wanted to speak with her. So naturally the other guys pulls out his pistol and guns him down. Over at KFC one guy tried to shake another's hand. He lost his life as a result. Serves him right, no?

Some guys were playing in a pickup basketball game. A guy was watching when he became aware that another guy was eyeballing him. He didn't care for the way he was looking at him so he shot him dead.

Two guys were arguing about a pit bull with a propensity for jumping the fence. Wasn't long before they were chasing one another through the hood, firing randomly. Both wound up dead. They basically killed each other over a dog, which came out unscathed.

At another b-ball game there were two hard, flagrant fouls. A scuffle ensued among the players. A spectator joined the fray, stabbing a 17 year to death in front of his younger brothers.

Somebody took some laundry soap that didn't belong to him. He too is now dead from gunshot wounds.

What is the common denominator here? Guys. Oh sure, chicks will kill people when it is absolutely necessary. But leave it to guys to perpetrate this kind of senseless mayhem.

Or not. A woman stabbed another because she wore a dress without asking permission. In this hood it's all about respect.

Don't you dis me.

comments (11)

Don't forget your All-American Silver Star winning Hero in Iraq... taking the intiative... and for his trouble he had his flak jacket shot to hell before taking three in the head. "I'm a friendly for Christ sake!" Were his last words I believe. Some quarterback, s'probably been in your news for a while, first time I read it was this morning. He even used his excellent much-practised quarterback throwing arm to pop a smoke grenade and hurl it forwards, "Friendly, friendly!" *death*

Ask any British soldier why they'd rather operate far away from American forces... and then read the above for a prime example. Exactly how many Brits died by British friendly fire? It's not guys that stand out in the post above, it's American guys. XD

by Ex Crimson Guard NCO at March 17, 2006 12:12 PM

What's the common factor? Either Black Men or Poor Men or Both. I was going to say the color 'black'.

Also, funny, when I read about the 'stabbing with knife', I pictured a 'white trash kid', but with guns, I imagined black boys.

As for the opening of you post, when the guy asks, 'who's the clown now?' I'd have to stay, 'you are still the clown, you fucking -------, get ready to bend over and take mega dick in the ass in jail and brush your teeth with cumshot, clown'.

by LOCKHEED at March 17, 2006 4:43 PM

Well it is interesting how these ghetto tales tend to be buried on page 17 while the disappearance of that slut Natalee Holloway garnered splashy headlines.

Friendly fire? How's that for an oxymoron. And the guy was in Afghanistan. And he was a hard-hitting safety for the sorry, no-account Arizona Cardinals. Maybe a QB in college though.

by anna at March 18, 2006 10:34 AM

Bah, safety, Cardinals... he deserved it then.

Lockheed, reading your last comment I couldn't help thinking that you use the name andy on occasion to proposition ass rapings for poor ol' anna here. :)

by Ex Crimson Guard NCO at March 18, 2006 3:05 PM

It's a dream for all of us.

by Long Time Lurker at March 18, 2006 5:46 PM

It's a dream for all of us.

by Long Time Lurker at March 18, 2006 5:47 PM


by anna at March 20, 2006 8:56 AM


by LOCKHEED at March 20, 2006 11:13 AM

fuck you u prick wot u gonna do

by andy at March 20, 2006 11:19 AM

Disturbing. :(

by anna at March 20, 2006 2:13 PM

very disturbing indeed.

by LOCKHEED at March 20, 2006 4:45 PM

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