Like Scientology, Kabala is a celeb-friendly, feel-good religion. Madonna and others are way into it. Some have called it Jewishness without all that pesky guilt and nagging. Jewishness without guilt and nagging is like Mariah Carey in a burqa; or Boy George without his trademark makeup.
Problem is, in one of my other writing projects, I have come up empty when it comes to a less lame analogy than those grasping-at-straws above. So help me out here. Complete this sentence: Jewishness without all that guilt and nagging is like...
IS LIKE: frozen pudding pops without having to wet them so as not to get your lips stuck and pulled off bloody as a child.
by lockheed at December 29, 2005 9:22 PM
Or how about Iraq without its iron-fisted dictator shooting his rifle after every speech?
by anna at December 30, 2005 9:43 AM
like: Eating a shaved pussy and not having pubes to spit out which could serve as a warm reminder of how they got there.
by tessa at January 1, 2006 5:30 PM
Tessa, you noughty girl you.
Or: New Year's Rockin' Eve without Dick Clark. Oh wait, he was there.
by anna at January 2, 2006 9:47 AM