by mg at 07:38 AM on May 20, 2005
Sure, we weren't able to find any WMDs, but check out this hot shot of Saddam Hussein in his BVDs.
<sarcasm>This makes it all worthwhile.</sarcasm>
Saddam looks fit and trim. I hope I still look that good when I'm his age, have killed that many people, and have embezelled that much U.N. Oil for Food money.
But the real question is, how does a guy that is so vain that he comissioned hundreds of statues, paintings (on crushed velvet, no less), and named countless airports and cities after himself be walking around in 2005 still wearing a pair tighty whities?
It seems like years since they fished his ass outta that rathole. At some point, like before he dies or opens his own strip club, do they plan on disposing of him?
by anna at May 20, 2005 9:11 AM
I bet the MP's took away his silk undies and made him wear those tighty whities.
I think that they are going to try him when the insurgency is defeated. Sometime in 2025.
by Long Time Lurker at May 21, 2005 3:02 PM
Haha LTL, I bet they did.
by jean at May 25, 2005 2:04 AM
I figure the Muslims will convert to Juaism before the insurgency ends.
At least they didnt give him a jock-strap.*shudder*
Anyways, I hear he likes doritos, but not Fruit Loops. Why arent we toruting him!!!! We're an empire!!! We can, with say....China's help, CONQUER THE WORLD!!!! Who, in all this planet, would complain if we castrated him, skewerd him, sliced his skin off, boiled him, fed him to dogs, let him be raped by rhinoceri, shoved a living snake up his ass! Who!
by Clonereject1138 at January 22, 2006 7:29 PM