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Die, Die, Die Pig, Die! Fuck the police!

by ezy at 02:37 PM on October 14, 2003

Die, Die, Die Pig, Die! Fuck the police!

Yea, that’s right mufucka. I went there. Ice-T and Body Count said it first but I’m saying it again. What could possibly justify such a statement you might ask? Well, let me tell you.

A few years ago, as in 1999, I was in Wisconsin doing a job. My old company put us all up in a hotel and, pretty much, left us alone. We had none of the comforts of home and were like displaced specters rattling chains down the halls of this fine establishment for nearly a year. I once thought living in a hotel would be fun to do. They clean up your mess every day; laundry drop off is handled at the front desk and meals can be delivered to your room still piping hot. Sounds like a pretty good deal right? Wrong. That shit gets old very quickly and whatever detergent they were using gave me a rash. Ah but I digress. I am a big Third Eye Blind fan and was anxiously awaiting their new CD. On the fateful day in discussion I had joined some friends, I made up there, for some food and drinking. People from that part of the country can drink anyone under the table. I have no scientific facts to back this up but did see, on more than one occasion, petite young ladies, from UW Madison, out drink big burly country boys so badly that they had to be helped from the bar. I may or may not have been one of these guys. I’ll never tell. Anyway we all get our drink on and after a while I remembered it was 3EB’s CD release date. I had one of the ladies drive me to the mall where I promptly purchased it then she took me back to the hotel to listen to it. I got back to my room happy as I could be until I remembered……..I had no CD player to put it in. Shit! My drunken brain mulled this problem over for a while then I realized my rental car had a CD player. Sweet!

I bundled up and went outside to check it out. Anyone who has ever been close to Wisconsin knows that the winters there are frigid. Cold doesn’t adequately describe it at all. When you have wind chills of -40 then you know it’s bad. Well, I get in the car, pop in the CD, turn up the volume and proceed to enjoy my new purchase. I was bundled but it was still damn cold so I cranked up the car and put on the heat. After about ten minutes I heard a knock on my driver’s side window; It was the cops. I turned down the music and put the window down. The officer asked me how I was doing and I said fine. I asked if the music was too loud and let her know I would turn it down if that was the case. She didn’t even answer my question and asked me to step out of the car. She asked me how much I’d had to drink that night and I told her plenty. She then proceeded to give me a field sobriety test. I told her that there wasn’t any reason for that. I admitted that I was hammered and told her if she wanted to give me a ticket for drunk in public I would happily accept it so we could both get out of the cold. She told me she was writing me up for operating a motor vehicle while intoxicated. What?! I was operating the CD player, not the car. “Why do you have the car running” was her next question. “Because it’s -20 with wind chill tonight” I answered. “Where have you been driving” she asked. “I haven’t driven at all tonight” I answered. You could tell that the car hadn’t been moved due to the snow piled up behind it. I pointed this out but she was having none of it. She cuffed me, stuffed me in her cruiser and off I went to jail. Sure enough they charged me with OWI. I couldn’t believe it. I had to leave WI for North Carolina in four days, due to the job being done, and they said I could contest it from there. Fine. I got a court appointed lawyer and had them go to court for me. The judge didn’t like this and issued the full fine and a bench warrant for my arrest if I ever set foot back in WI. Fuck-heads. I didn’t believe I was treated fairly so I decided to appeal. This appeal has been ongoing to the present. I have been in touch with the lawyer up there almost monthly and figured all was well. Today I pulled my credit report online, because I want to buy a house soon, and guess what? Those fuckers sent the fine to a credit collection agency. My lawyer had assured me that everything was proceeding well and was confident that this trumped up charge would be cleared soon with no repercussions. I guess not. Not only do I have to pay these assholes $800, I have a blemish on my credit report. Pissed off doesn’t even come close to describing what I feel right now. I was trying to do things legally but you can’t beat these bastards in their own system. Sometimes I think rights are a complete line of shit. Sure you have rights until someone within the system decides the time has come to snatch them away. Fuck them. I wish I had the balls to go “Natural Born Killers” on their asses but I’ll just hang my head and write them a check like a good little bitch. Fuckers.

comments (25)

C'mon Rob, you know that's just life's little way of saying, "Hey mofo! Don't be too happy, ok?"

by DutchyBoy at October 14, 2003 3:26 PM


Dutchy!! My mofo! What, you can't e-mail a jigga? I've missed you man. I have a shit ton to tell ya. I do believe you might have to leave NYC and come down to Redneck, USA for a wedding next year sometime. Mail me so we can catch up. Peace bro!

by Ezy at October 14, 2003 3:34 PM


You always hear about drunks who do the right thing in pulling over to the side of the road but neglecting to remove the keys. Busted! Unlike me up in NJ. The trooper asked me to recite the alphabet but I couldn't get past Q. I muttered that the other letters aren't so important. Remarkable he let me slide. End of shift?

by anna at October 14, 2003 5:11 PM


it just goes to show you ezy, no one in their right mind belongs in the state of wisconsin. luckily, the law has now decided that for you. consider it a blessing.

sometimes that accent makes me want to wipe my nose on concrete.

by lajoie at October 14, 2003 6:47 PM


it just goes to show you ezy, no one in their right mind belongs in the state of wisconsin. luckily, the law has now decided that for you. consider it a blessing.

sometimes that accent makes me want to wipe my nose on concrete.

by lajoie at October 14, 2003 6:47 PM


If you have to be in Wisconsin, you were definitely in the right city... Madison's not so bad. The winters sure bite you in the ass, though.
And I believe that a few of those girls who can drink big burly men under the table are friends of mine. 'Round here, we got ourselves some beer-drinkin' women, myself included.

by Leaffin at October 14, 2003 7:04 PM


What crap!!!

I'm having sympathetic frustration pangs for you Ezy. God damn it!

However, like DutchBoy said, I kinda think these things happen to keep us from getting too out there in the clouds. Maybe it's a Zen lesson or something.

by Linz at October 15, 2003 7:57 AM


Anna, you damn sure got lucky. I haven't known many NJ troopers but in all of my experiences they didn't seem to be a very forgiving lot.

I actually enjoyed myself quite a bit in Wisconsin Lajoie. The people I met there were great to me. The accent, definitely, took some getting used to but I probably sounded like some hillbilly to them so it was about even.

Leaffin, you are right about that. MadTown was a blast. When I went up there I was fresh from the Army and still had one hell of a tolerance. The first weekend I was there we ended up on State Street and met some ladies. One invited me to a drink off and I knew I was in trouble around the fifteenth shot of Jager. The last three I did were on pride alone. My boys had to, basically, carry me from the place. I've been in training since. Next time we meet up that will be her ass. Yea!

Linz, I believe you and Dutchy may be on to something. It's usually when I am at my happiest that bad things happen to me. I wouldn't mind putting a foot in that Zen character's ass sometimes. Some things are just mean. By the way, thanks for the sympathetic frustration pangs
;-) You're a sweetheart.

by Ezy at October 15, 2003 8:35 AM


yeah, there's nothing wrong with wisconsin. i was just being negative to stir shit up. it's actually quite pretty.

by lajoie at October 15, 2003 10:17 AM


So we know Ezy drinks like a fish and curses like a sailor but he won't bang no satanist even in a pinch. My kind of guy!

by anna at October 15, 2003 5:03 PM


In a pinch I will do a lot of things which are out of character Anna. Satanists, Zionists, Taxidermists......... I'd never bang anyone associated with NAMBLA though. Too wierd. Fish can't even out drink me. Just petite, supple, great smelling, hot young women from Madison, Wisconsin. Go figure.

by Ezy at October 16, 2003 8:14 AM


.
they all say you have right until they decide to pluck them away.
there isnt an honest cop in this god forsaken world.
they r all crooks,and ass holes on a power trip.
they think they r all bad ass because they have a gun and a badge, im here to tell you they wouldnt last one god damn min without that badge and there other cocksuckin buddys on there side.

BLEED BLACK LABEL 4-EVER

by na at May 13, 2004 2:51 AM


i hate the pigs they alway rowen peoples fun

by chrystal at May 15, 2005 5:51 PM


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by mesha at May 21, 2005 6:21 AM


Kill all fucking pigs and their masters. Die bastard, die.

by skyclad at April 10, 2006 8:30 PM


your a little fag that can go fuck a tree for all i care cause who gives a shit of wat u did =)

by your moms at May 8, 2006 3:18 PM


Hmmm...I wonder why they arrested you. I don't know...BECAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING GANGSTA, MAYBE? If you LOOK like a criminal, it doesn't matter what you say, or how nice you be to the fucking cops, they will pull you out of your car and arrest you. Therefore, I say, serves you right for dressing the way you did. Go back to Detroit, ya fucking nigger.

by Fuck you at May 27, 2006 1:50 PM


Your an asshole

by Mr. right at September 6, 2006 8:29 AM


I am happy that you were arrested and taken off the streets. You deserved everything you got and more. You're just another lying clown. You're just part of the problem in this country. Be honest with the world and yourself. God loves you anyway...............

by henry at September 13, 2006 9:35 PM


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by bush doctor at September 28, 2006 11:03 AM


nomie and dingy and shayad and anfor suck dick in hell hahahahaa thats why it hadto happen to be put to tha test so gear up beeatch.

by gaynomie at November 9, 2006 4:51 PM


butt hole how would you like to be the pig

by courtney at May 5, 2007 6:33 PM


Damn.

by higherstandard at May 27, 2007 11:48 PM


to b ad i was robbed at knifepoint by 2 crack heads Ipushed one into oncoming traffic he got hit the other was so freaked he stood with his mouth hanging open.I took my things back and beat him until the police pulled me off him .both crackheads charged with attempted strong arm robbery.they got 6 months probation.Myself I was charged with 2 counts of attempted murder.my bond was 300,000. the c rackheads were released on300.00 bond.and Im being sued for over 3million dollars.you only have rights while you break the law.Im mentally devestated,broke.about to be homeless because i refused to be a victim.so yes fuck the police,the courts and the weak liberal bastards. fuck the police



by michael mahaffey at January 14, 2008 12:29 PM


FUCK THE POLICE A BUNCH OF INCEST SWINES

by Pig Hater at October 4, 2008 7:36 PM



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