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by mg at 09:57 AM on October 15, 2003

This is surely a major indication that I’ve finally become comfortable enough with this site that I care more about quality than quantity, but I did manage to catch a numerical milestone just in time to make some noise about it.

Sometime later this week Bad Samaritan should reach the tremendous achievement of 1,000,000 unique visits. Pretty f’ing amazing, if you ask me, and though you haven’t, I’ll still tell you. As I’ve mentioned numerous occasions, I’m pretty sure when I started this site I’d never have imagined that a) I’d still be doing it 3+ years later, b) that the world would have visited the site in excess of one million times, except if I had personally visited the site in excess of one million times myself.

But, both those things are true, so I suppose I should expand my mind to the possibility of other strange things. Such as: it being October and both the Cubs and Red Sox are still playing, that someone could be so stupid no just to think chicken of the sea tuna is actually some kind of chicken from the sea, but that the world is actually laughing with them instead of at them, a grab assing body-builder from Austria could become the governor of Caulifornia, or that the Chinese have sent a manned craft into space.

If I can wrap my mind around the idea that people have visited this site on 1,000,000 unique occasions, anything else should be no problem. I have nothing more to say.

Except here are the official stats (Site Meter) so you can keep track yourself. If you happen to be the one to hit 1,000,000, please feel free to take a screenshot and let me know. Whoever it is, well, you probably wont win a fantastic prize, because this site is run out of my apartment and we’ve already far exceeded our marketing budget (of $0) for the year. But, you will get recognition for being the wonderful human being that you really are.

comments (15)

My music website has had 630 hits and I am pretty sure I made 98% of them. That means like 17 people have visited besides me. 17 whole people.

by Linz at October 15, 2003 10:33 AM


My site just passed 3,000 hits and I'm sure that most are from me. It doesn't help that my entries are all pictures named by date so Google has nothing to search. Even if I still blogged in text I can't imagine over a million hits on my site.

by MrBlank at October 15, 2003 10:49 AM


linz? the address to you rmusic website is...?

by lajoie at October 15, 2003 11:43 AM


Yeaaaaaa Linz! I was probably 10 of those 17. Not to make you feel bad. I'm just proud of myself. A million hits. That is quite impressive. Congrats MG.

by Ezy at October 15, 2003 11:54 AM


I have emailed you on that topic Lajoie. No worries Ezy, it's okay if you are my #1 stalker fan.

Oh, and yeah! Congrats MG, that's pretty fucking cool, except for the fact that half of those hits were on your posts about Osama and small cock.

by Linz at October 15, 2003 3:36 PM


I'll always be your number one stalker fan Linz. Now send me some panties!

by Ezy at October 15, 2003 3:42 PM


And the other half is this shadowy stripper network hassling Eff. But seriously, that is freaking amazing. Does any site similar compare?

by anna at October 15, 2003 4:59 PM


Yay! Congrats MG! It's really close as I post... 999,316 visitors!

by jean at October 16, 2003 4:03 AM


linz...music website? now wait just a minute! howzabout you email that addy over to me asap? i can't bear to go another minute knowing that there's more of your music out there that i haven't heard! and i found out the dates of that conference...march 7-10, 2004. how 'bout you pencil me in for a live show? =^)

and oh yeah, congrats on the one meel-yon hits, mg. i've got a screen shot of 999,666. thought you might like it. i'll be keeping an eye out for when it clicks over...

by JC at October 16, 2003 1:40 PM


Hit 1 mil and took the scrrenshot.

Where do you want the Jpg sent?

by chuckwoolery at October 16, 2003 5:31 PM


damn you, chuckles! i was keeping an eye on it, but had to leave for a dentist appt. alas, fame, glory, and "recognition for being the wonderful human being that i really am" continue to elude me.

by JC at October 16, 2003 6:27 PM


Okay this time I clicked on the "screen shot" link in an effort to discern what this is all about and just wound up feeling more like a clueless cyber-rube.

by anna at October 17, 2003 6:51 AM


Oh my god, you guys are such stalkers. But thanks.

by mg at October 17, 2003 3:02 PM


I won't let this one go. Sure this site is popular, MG has assembled mad talent in addition to himself. But I prefer to scour the net in search of unpopular outposts. I search for abandoned blogs and www.tvtome.com/DotComedy/. This is an active site for a show that aired twice in December 2000, in TV's first and last attempt to check us bloggers out.

by anna at October 17, 2003 8:44 PM


I won't let this one go. Sure this site is popular, MG has assembled mad talent in addition to himself. But I prefer to scour the net in search of unpopular outposts. I search for abandoned blogs and www.tvtome.com/DotComedy/. This is an active site for a show that aired twice in December 2000, in TV's first and last attempt to check us bloggers out.

by anna at October 17, 2003 8:45 PM



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