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Quest for Fire Boy

by effenheimer at 05:33 PM on May 16, 2003

One more anti-poem from the vaults.


Quest for Fire Boy

My one and only failure
is the sight of your genitalia.
It's a primary sexual stimulus,
Don't blame me for gettin' curious.
I'm just a Neanderthal who can't say no,
to making love at the water hole!
When you're drinking, with your friends,
I can see, your rear-ends.
Gets me thinking, "Now's my chance!
to have some fun and grab some ass!"

Prehistorically, that is
Natural selection
No protection

Australopithecus, Homo Erectus,
Neolithic, Pleistocene,
Evolution, for guys like us,
is one hell of a scene!

comments (2)

Had to comment on this free verse: Quest for Fire Boy. Lockheed really thought it would be a poem on HOMOSEX. Fireboy, flaming, etc. But no, it was about hoochies with poison sprayed on their backsides, and frat boys. Well, I guess I'll go reinvent the wheel now. OH. WHEN'S THE BS Board of Trade having it's MANHATTAN party?

MG? No pressure, but this is Your responsibility, I mean, this is Your Baby.

by LOCKHEED at May 17, 2003 1:58 PM

hell yeah, partay! you don't happen to have roof access do you. I could handle a roof party if that's done.

by eff at May 17, 2003 7:04 PM

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