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by mg at 12:15 AM on February 27, 2003

What does it say about your life when noticing that a bag of Ramen Noodles is technically two servings and, for more than just a brief moment, it makes you feel all giddy and decadent that your dinner would feed two normal people but you are sitting down to devour it all by yourself?

comments (9)

a bag is two servings?!! so eating two bags is actually FOUR servings? damn...i'm a freakin' glutton.

by JC at February 27, 2003 2:54 AM

Makes me feel bad about the serving or 6 of hot sauce i add to it... oh well, normal people don't follow servings... 2 cookies... ha!

by LostSoul at February 27, 2003 6:43 AM

What's also funny is those so-called "family size" portions that wouldn't feed a family of anorexics. I eat them alone.

by Anna at February 27, 2003 7:51 AM

Damn, I fixed a "family size" shells and cheese last night as a side for my roomie and I. I was thinking the same thing when we finished it. What "family" is this supposed to feed? A family of coke addicts?

by Ezy at February 27, 2003 9:20 AM

Mom, pop, and 2.3 kids.

by quicksilver at February 27, 2003 1:23 PM

Are they on coke?

by Ezy at February 27, 2003 3:47 PM

TWO SERVINGS: For Asian people(small people). Ata Miveen, MG?

by LOCKHEED at February 27, 2003 4:09 PM

Lockheed, why are you so self-hating? Dude, you are Asian. Why do you want so much to be Jewish. You weren't born Jewish, dude. Deal with it, man!

by Eviltom at February 27, 2003 4:56 PM

Geez, am I the only one that reads labels around here? Doesn't ANYONE know that ramen noodles are made in Ethiopia?

by nancy at February 28, 2003 12:11 AM

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