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HAPPY NEW YEAR MOFOs!

by effenheimer at 05:10 PM on December 31, 2002

Well, it is that time of year again when I sit in my house, watch "The Twilight Zone," wash socks, eat chip and dip and mourn for my lost youth. I don't which is worse, sitting at home on New Year's Eve or going out on New Year's Eve and being disgusted with all of the assinine behavior. I don't drink much any more and believe me, nothing is more irritating than drunk people when you are sober. If I wanted to hang out with retarded people, I'd volunteer at a group home.

Frankly, all I need is a good Indian woman to sit at home with on a night like this. Luckily, my buddy Kev is married to an Indian woman who is a bit slutty and looking for revenge on my buddy who is about as faithful as ... well, he isn't, let's leave it at that. He is a filthy dog and I have no respect for his BS.

So I told Kev one night while he was sitting around my place drunk fielding phone calls from three of his girlfriends and trying to tell me he got me a Christmas present but forgot it at home, no honestly he did, that what I really wanted for Christmas was to take a pop at his old lady. To which he tacitly agreed.

The guy is an unfaithful drunk and in his inebriation he agreed to something I can only imagine he will later swear he did not agree to, but should that be MY concern? If she wants to take a shot at one of his friends in repayment for his infidelity, doesn't that make HER a bad person. And if I got the go ahead before hand from him, isn't she the only one who really gets something she wasn't expecting and isn't that OK since she was planning albeit deserved wickedness?

These are the times that try men's souls. I will let you know how it was when it's over.

comments (3)

Some Variables to consider:

-Is the wife Indian as in 'Bombay' or Indian as in 'Tataka, She who Flys with the Watermoose'?
-Do they have children of the damned?
-If so, is MILF-Hunting banned in your area?
-say,say,say what you want, but don't play games with her affection...

by LOCKHEED at December 31, 2002 6:43 PM


Guess everyone has their own take on New Year's Eve these days. Myself, unlike Eff, have been known to take a drink or two and drive. Not a lot, but a couple. But on NYE I might as well be some kind of hermit, so afraid am I of the the amateur drunks weaving about the road. Happy New Year everyone.

by Anna at December 31, 2002 9:09 PM


Are you going to punch her in the stomach?

by Eviltom at January 1, 2003 2:23 PM



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