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Why is fun so stressful?

by quicksilver at 10:51 PM on May 15, 2002

I know I've used the title "Urge to kill rising" before. But it happens to me so often. These days I rage, and usually have very many outlets for it. This past weekend I was denied paintball release. It rained on Mother's Day, so I could not go out and shoot other people's mother's who had decided paintball was a good 'togetherness' exercise. My partner in crime has in fact, shot someone's mother, repeatedly, with a paintball gun, but that is a story for another time. So, no release on Sunday. Monday, I had a lecture on first aid in my martial arts class. Great googly moogly, I needed to hit someone. Not that we hit anyone all that hard, but something is better than nothing. Today, Volleyball.

If you've been through two seasons of volleyball, one would think you would know where you were supposed to stand on the court, right? Not these folks. I'll stand where I fuckin want to stand. And I'll give you attitude if you try and tell me otherwise, you stupid fuck. Don't fucking give me advice if you can't figure out that you're supposed to set after the first hit. Don't leave the game telling me its alright after you make sure to tell me the entire thing is about winning. It's Okay! We'll do better next time. Right. After our stellar record of 3 and 27, we're somewhere near 6 and 6. An improvement, I know, but Fuck. It's not about how you play the game. It's about that little notch in the win column. Show me a team that likes losing. Give me a fucking team that will listen. Get these GOOBERS off my court. Yes, excuse that last bit of extreme language. If you don't, fuck off. YOU DO NOT HAVE 'TRAINING' SETS ON THE COURT WHILE THE GAME IS ON. You don't set to the weakest player in the team three times if you want to win the fucking game. Three times in a fucking row!

Blame my use of the word 'fuck' on the happy influences in my life. If you like it, keep fuckin doin it. If you hate it, fuckin stop it.

And if you can't tell I suffer from Volleyball rage, then fuck off.

comments (3)

Jesus. I bet those parents didn't know what they were in for when they signed their second-graders up for your team...

by space at May 16, 2002 11:58 AM

I think the Tampa Bay Devil Rays like losing. The Knicks this season, they liked losing. That Beck guy, he wrote a whole song about it. John Lennon too.

by mg at May 16, 2002 12:08 PM

i hear ya man... you might not like to lose, but believe it or not, some people (mg) actually like to suck. while you might not like being beaten more often than not, but some people (mg) enjoy beating off all the time. and this probably goes without saying, but i'll say it anyway... you might not be happy when someone spikes the ball into your face, but to some people (mg), getting a facial is a gay ol' time!

by Eviltom at May 16, 2002 7:06 PM

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