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by mg at 01:55 PM on May 07, 2002

Do smurfs have genitals?

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Of course they do. How else would they smuck?

by Chris at May 7, 2002 2:51 PM

Good question. Does anyone remember where those kid smurfs came from in the later episodes?

With Smurfette, it's kinda hard to tell. The rest of them, though...They're wearing spandex, and I'm seeing no package. And you'd think think with a smurf like Hefty, you'd get some sort of idea, at least.

On the other hand, those hats sure are shaped funny, aren't they?

by space at May 7, 2002 5:55 PM

Smurf genitalia? Well I am sort of stuck on the "blue" one...imagine? BLUE...forget it..I will stop while I am behind.

by Pris at May 7, 2002 9:53 PM

Now, if you remember, Smurfette wasn't a real smurf. Smurfette was MADE by Gargamel, to be sort of a smurfy Judas Iscariot. But the power of the smurf was too great, and she joined the forces of good.

Before Smurfette, there were only boy smurfs. If there are no girls, I guess that would make whatever was left over aesexual, right?

So, I guess the question should be, not only do Smurfs have genitals, but how do smurfs procreate? Budding?

by mg at May 7, 2002 11:22 PM

And there is only the one girl. They must turn her out on a fairly regular basis.

by Charles at May 8, 2002 2:34 AM

I thought the children were made also.

by t at May 8, 2002 9:56 AM

Did anyone ever see that freaky episode where they got into Father Time's cave & started messing with his hourglass? Then they would leave the cave and deer would be leaping backwards and birds would say "prihc"... it was really quite upsetting to my impressionable mind, for some reason.
I like the "budding" theory.

by Linz at May 8, 2002 11:33 AM

I never thought about it, but thanks for the imagery. :p

by skits at May 16, 2002 11:56 AM

I just watched Donnie Darko the other day (great movie, btw) and they, coincedentally enough, have a conversation about Smurfs. Donnie says they don't genitals.

On the DVD commentary the director talks about having to call the people who own the Smurfs up in Sweden to ask for their permission. Drew Barrymore is the exec producer of the movie and she was the one to call. Apparently, she explained how the Smurfs were going to be used in the film, and since the owners agree that Smurfs don't have genitals, they gave the okay.

by mg at May 16, 2002 12:02 PM

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