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never thought i'd see you naked
by mg at 11:59 PM on May 03, 2002
This is a very special edition of I Never Thought I’d See You Naked. For Rannie’s 50K Photo Contest, I decided to finally give something back to all those ladies of Bad Samaritan (and Tom) who’ve had to suffer through all those nudie shots of buxom young starlets and my constant talk of Kirsten Dunst this and Jessia Biel that.
I decided to bare a little skin of my own.
Now, if you remember, way back in the halcyon days of last summer, you could catch me on cam in all manner of unclothed glory. But only from the waste up. Some of you liked to imagine me completely naked. But I always had pants on. Well, mostly anyway.
I have never appeared on webcam, or any other kind of cam, in all my birthday-suited glory. Sure, there might be pictures and videos, and the odd oil painting, of me nude. But, those were all for private pleasure. This, this is for the world.
So, if you are interested in seeing me in all my natural beauty, have a click (not safe for work. Or anywhere else, really). Don’t forget to notice my glowing (track) ball. I love my glowing (track) ball.
I need to go do some sit-ups now.
now the whole world is free to see your tattoo
by rannie at May 4, 2002 3:24 AM
I've show that before. But never in context. Still, maybe that isn't me. Maybe I had a body double. Yeah, thats it.
by mg at May 4, 2002 3:30 AM
i wasn't imagining it. and i have screen captures.
we can negotiate my terms.
by kd at May 4, 2002 4:11 AM
whewee you just made my day snake hips.
by feeling faint at May 4, 2002 7:11 AM
Eee! What big peripherals you have!
by Chris at May 4, 2002 10:38 AM
by bazima at May 4, 2002 1:40 PM
You're just trying to get me to start a trading card collection of you, too.
by wKen at May 4, 2002 8:20 PM
oh wonderful MG, just G R E A T!!! You go on here tantalizing us with that cool lizard (who has the best seat in the house no doubt) and STILL I have YET to get my damn pic with you in cowboy boots!!! KD, did we save that conversational CHAT? You know the one where he says, SURE PRIS ANYTHING FOR YOU.....WHATEVER!!!!! :-)
I must say though, you sure as hell bled the "bitch" right outta me, and that did take some doing! Come over to MY SITE and visit will ya? Just so I can have a peek huh? Well I WANT BOOTS MR. You PROMISED BOOTS and I WANT BOOTS! *mouse optional* :-)
by Pristine at May 5, 2002 1:17 AM
Or are you just really, really tiny?
by Charles at May 5, 2002 3:21 AM
Pristine, yes he did indeed promise you pictures of the boots. i believe nudity was implied. it was back in that hot webcam summer, oh, i remember it well.
by kd at May 5, 2002 3:51 AM
God, I'm jealous.... Chicks sure seem to dig men with glowing (track) balls!!!
by northstar at May 5, 2002 5:58 PM
Is that really your trackball or were you using a double?
by Jhames at May 6, 2002 11:04 AM
oh wonderful MG, just G R E A T!!! You go on here tantalizing us with that cool lizard (who has the best seat in the house no doubt) and STILL I have YET to get my damn pic with you in cowboy boots!!! KD, did we save that conversational CHAT? You know the one where he says, SURE EVILTOM ANYTHING FOR YOU.....WHATEVER!!!!! :-)
I must say though, you sure as hell bled the "male bitch" right outta me, and that did take some doing! Come over to MY SITE and visit will ya? Just so I can have a peek huh? Well I WANT BOOTS MR. You PROMISED BOOTS and I WANT BOOTS! *mouse optional* :-)
by Eviltom at May 6, 2002 10:29 PM
BOOOOOOOTSSSSS! *Thumping feet, tapping fingers* BOOTS!
Eviltom, I am clueless here, what he promised ya boots too? :-)
by Pristine at May 6, 2002 11:01 PM
mg didnt promise me boots... he promised me bootie.
by Eviltom at May 6, 2002 11:40 PM
i didn't save it, EvilTom, but i think we have enough witnesses here. boots were promised.
by kd at May 6, 2002 11:41 PM
MG you could always do a similiar shot of a boot covering your wanker, to satisfy the masses.
by rannie at May 7, 2002 3:42 PM
Oh yeah SOMETHING....ANYTHING...like that would be better than NOTHING!!!!
btw, I think the MG God Man is uhhh ignoring us KD!!! MG come on BOOTS, nice little cowboy boots with that little lizard dude....(if you are covering your "waker" make them very samll kid boots. We would not want them to you know cover ALL the good stuff up...:-)
by Pristine at May 7, 2002 9:51 PM
Actually, I was thinking of wearing the boots and a hat, and nothign else. Of course, it'd have to be a ten-gallon hat.
by mg at May 7, 2002 11:19 PM
Yeah yer just a tease, plain and simple! TEASE! But if I can at least get the boots and hat and nothing else, I would up you on that! :-)
by Pristine at May 8, 2002 6:57 PM
i wanna fuck sarah soo fucking hard and grab her fucking titties and bang the shit out of her till she starts moaning sooo hard and grabs my dick and starts sucking me off and me cumming all over her fucking titties and she licks all of the cream off of her boobs so i turn her around and fuck her sooo hard in the back
by henry at June 23, 2007 8:22 PM
Henry, how u gonna fuck Sarah so hard in the back right after u cum on her tits? Ur gonna prolly have to wait at least an hour to recover before ur little dick can get hard again. Gimme a break!
by Eliza at October 11, 2008 3:05 PM