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More from the Random Thought Generator....

by northstar at 02:20 PM on May 31, 2002

From the always-imitated, never-duplicated Random Thought Generator:

India and Pakistan are on the verge of what might turn out to be a nuclear war. The US Defense Information Agency says that, in a worst-case scenario, 17 million people could potentially be incinerated. Why, then, is CNN subjecting us to stories about whether or not the Russians will allow Lance Bass (of N*SYNC infamy) to go into space??

Attorney General John Ashcroft is celebrating being able to "take the leash" off the FBI. Am I the only one disturbed the mental picture this creates??

The World Cup, a quadrennial sporting event bigger than the Olympics, the Super Bowl, the Stanley Cup, the World Series, and the NBA Finals combined began today. Did anyone here actually even notice?? By the way, it’s a SOCCER tournament, in case any of y’all were wondering….

A gunman in Long Beach, CA killed two people and wounded four others inside a grocery store before police shot and killed him. Later, police discovered that the gunman had kept two decomposing bodies in his apartment. What, he couldn’t collect coins like normal people??

The Indiana Jones saga is scheduled to be coming to a big screen near you for the fourth time. There is no title yet for the film, scheduled to be released in 2005. How about this for a working title: “Indiana Jones and the Lost Wheelchair”?

Houston rapper Carlos Coy (“South Park Mexican”) was sentenced to 45 years in prison for molesting a nine-year-old girl. Though he was only on trial for one count of child molesting, it became clear during the trial that the man has a history of sexually preying on children. The man had his day in court and was convicted. Now his family and friends are saying that he is being persecuted because he is a celebrity. Please, crying me a f^%$#*&g river….

Former Wall Street Journal reporter Daniel Pearl is a father. It’s just sad that he isn’t alive to savor the birth of his first child, a boy. His wife, Marianne, had the baby in Paris. Mother and child are apparently doing fine- or at least as well as could be expected under the circumstances.

Join me tomorrow as we examine why I’ll never eat lunch in this town again….

comments (3)

Altough I'm not a huge soccer fan, I make it a point to see the opening show for the world cup. My favorite so far was last times opening show (I liked the larger than life robots)

by Girlw/KaleidoscopeEyes at May 31, 2002 7:29 PM


People who ask "Who is Even Piell?", Girls who "just want to be friends", People who think I'm dead, People who think disco is dead, American anime, Japanese anime, Anime of any variety in any form created by man or otherwise, Robin, Not being able to think of things that make me sad, Looking dumb, Feeling dumb, Being dumb, Forgetting where you put things, Like my baby seals, Dumpsters, Dumpsters being emptied before you get to your baby seals, Having to tell Mrs. Seal, Fighting Mrs. Seal, Hiding Mrs. Seal's body, Losing one's train of thought, Things Alfred Hitchcock ate for lunch in 1961, Scientology, Losing cereal, Losing thumbs, Losing gallbladders, Time limits, Women, the Real World, Simba, the Spawn of Satan, The Hanson brothers, accidentally listing the Hanson brothers twice in a row, lordmack, Beetlejuice's pantalones, PEOPLE WHO TYPE IN ALL CAPITALS, Leeches, Power surges, Lonely old mountain men who want to play with me, Cutting off pieces of my body with my lightsaber, Terrorists who cut peoples' eyes out, Woodsprites, Mimes, Six o'clock, TV hour, Getting caught in foreign towers, Slash and burn, Return, Listening to myself churn, When it's the end of the world as we know it, Richard Satterfield, David the Gnome, John Travolta, Splee on my pants, Getting fired, Fire, Fire alarms, the Second-oldest daughter on the Cosby Show, Clouds, People with mullets, People with cool cell phones, People with mullets and cool cell phones, Goombas, 1258 A.D., Batman doing the happy dance, Conan O'Brien, Conan the Barbarian, Conan the Destroyer, Conan the Dentist, Conan the Temporarily Unemployed Guy Who Lives in His Girlfriend's Living Room, the Mating acts of trilobites, Nipple rings, Getting spayed, Gas stations in Canada during the 1930's, Mean scary people, Rootleaf stew, when the Chosen One goes bad, Buckaroo Banzai, a Cyclops, the Mystery Machine, Late model green vans, Elves, Frenchmen in lounges, Cornbread, Jay & Silent Beatrice, Classes, Classicism, Neoclassicism, Classism, Pan, Rumbly-Tumbly Belly Fellies, Dreams, Decompression chambers, Tons of medical equipments, Hundreds of dead fish, Canada, Big cats, 33 foot deep lakes that should be 17 feet deep, Jeff Goldblum raping, Nietzsche's undergarments, When I'm sad, When I'm sad and then the dog starts humping my leg

by Even Piell at July 28, 2002 11:15 PM

I dont like your infermation it really sucked

by billy bob at January 4, 2006 2:03 PM

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