Wednesday was an interesting day for me. I ended up accidentally being drunk. "How the hell do you get accidentally drunk?" you may ask. Well, as anyone who has drink-pushing friends may know, you could go out for a drink, fully intending on driving home within a couple hours after a beer or two, and the next thing you know, you're blasted, making out with your boss's partner, and dancing naked on the table in a lampshade.
Well, I guess I haven't been that tragically drunk in a while, but still, it's within the realm of possibility. What really happened was that a coworker of mine, Lindsay, graduated and decided to have some beer to celebrate with other work folk. We met at Peeple's Bar & Grille (for those of you Ames kids) and we proceeded to have a few drinks with our respective bosses and a couple other folk. After about four beers, everyone else left but Lindsay decided we weren't done. We headed over to Mickey's where, since it was 'twofers,' I proceeded to have a couple cranberry vodkas, a rum & coke or two, and maybe something else. Lo and behold, it's late, I'm blasted, and I call my roommate to come pick me up. We get Taco Bell on the way (which the next day I thought I wolfed down in five minutes, but in actually took me about forty-five minutes, leaving a breadcrumb trail of grated chedder all over the apartment just in case I needed to retrace my steps.)
Then we went to the movie theatre, where I proceeded to see the 12:03 showing of Star Wars Episode II. I recall the movie quite well, though I'm sure I was obnoxious because I was laughing at everything that was even remotely funny and every five minutes I would turn to my friends and 'whisper' "Hayden Christensen is so hot!!!"
I've never seen a movie while drunk, but it was certainly an amusing experience. I fully endorse it to anyone. It's a little safer than drinking and driving. Maybe I need to try this with a horror movie...
No! No horror movies when you're drunk--seriously--even BAD horror movies will scare the shit out of you when you're drunk. Or maybe that's just me.
by skits at May 18, 2002 2:34 AM
This sort of would beat out my adventure of seeing Pee Wee's Big Adventure drunk! Not to mention that time I saw Cheech N Chong: Up in Smoke while I too was Ummm up in smoke....it was a hoot, I will give you that. But to be around you constantly saying, "Hayden Christensen is so HOT!" Now that I can not only agree with you on but I would drink to that as well!!! :-) Hmmm thinking maybe I should drink a few and go see that movie again.....
by Pristine at May 20, 2002 12:26 AM
Drunken Jedi you say?
There can be only one: http://cot.emich.edu/personal/movies/StarWarsKid2.wmv
by Darth Wu at August 28, 2003 6:47 PM
espèce de connard de ricain de merde va bien te faire mettre!
by uhf at April 15, 2006 6:42 AM