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never thought i'd see you naked (and i was right) : Sarah Silverman
by mg at 03:00 PM on April 24, 2002
Believe me, I’ve been searching.
I spend about 9 hours a day looking, but I just haven’t come across any naked pictures of celebrities you never thought you’d see naked in months. Are today’s up and coming starlets more demure than those of yesteryear? No, that can’t be it, society is crumbling, webcam whores are getting naked all the time. Demure? My ass.
Are the paparazzi losing their touch? No, they’ve started using military surplus satellites, and are now capable of taking pictures of anyone, anywhere from hundreds of miles in orbit of the earth. I’d imagine.
No, it is the lawyers who are to blame for this. I’ve got dozens of naked pictures of Alyssa Milano, and Jennifer Aniston that I can’t ever publish because I’d be sued within seconds of clicking “post.” Damn you Dodd.
So, really the only reason I bring this up is because last night I was watching Star Trek: Voyager. It was the obligatory temporal disturbance episode that left the crew stranded on present day (well, 1996) Earth. There has never been a good time travel episode done by any of the Star Trek franchises. However, something saved this two-parter from being a total waste; that thing was a guest appearance by Sarah Silverman.
Now, the name Sarah Silverman is probably not all that familiar to you. But, you’ve certainly seen her face. She was a SNL regular for a couple years in the early 90s. Last year, she got into big trouble for using the word “Chink” during a bit on Conan O’Brien (it was obviously a joke, go picket Abercrombie and leave the hot chick alone people). She has appeared in very minor roles in plenty of minor movies and had guest roles on many series.
She is one of those faces that you see and say “Oh, oh, what the hell else has she been in? Damnit!” Or, maybe that’s just me. If you’d like to see all the places she’s appeared and all the roles she’s played (like “Raving Bitch” in The Way of the Gun), check out Silverman’s profile at the good ol’ IMDB.
She may have finally found her break out role as a TV executive on Fox’s Greg the Bunny, but watch while you can, because I’m guessing that show wont live to see another season.
After watching the Voyager episode to its dreadful conclusion, I started on a ‘net search for naked pictures of Miss Silverman. I’ve come to find out that, not only has she never posed naked in film or picture, but she has actually never been naked in her entire life. She must have sprung from her mother’s uterus, already garbed in that season’s best from Baby Gap. Or something.
She has appeared in Penthouse, though, Silverman kept all her clothes on. It was just the pair of French-kissing lesbians who took their tops off.
At any rate, here are some pictures of Sarah that, although fully clothed, are pretty darn hot anyway:
Sarah Silverman 1
Sarah Silverman 2
That second one looks to be a recreation of the fully clothed birth. Or maybe it’s just me.
I encourage you all to go learn more about Miss Silverman, and to sign this petition to get her hired on Conan O’Brien as the new Andy Richter. And if you happen to have any naked pictures, well, you know where to send them.
How is this my fault?!? You'd need a lawyer to defend you, too, you know. A deviant lawyer, like, well, me.
Either way, I can assure you that you won't be sued if you just email those Alyssa Milano pics to me. I won't tell a soul....
by The Dodd at April 24, 2002 11:41 PM
It was just my way of noting you'd officially become a lawyer. You are one of them now, and we love you for it. It's a good thing, too. I might be needing a lawyer pretty soon.
by mg at April 24, 2002 11:56 PM
You know, not all lawyers are eveil, just like 95%.
If Penthouse goes out of business, I wonder if they'll bother enforcing all their old copyrights?
by Charles at April 25, 2002 12:26 PM
i am very sexy and iam in need of a sex partner
by aftab at June 3, 2002 9:02 AM
she is fucking hot
by kyle at September 22, 2002 12:10 AM
alyssa milano is SO FUCKING HOT!!!
by mike at September 25, 2002 2:02 AM
Alas, the truly hot, we'll never see naked except under amazing personal circumstance.
And Silverman falls into that category and beyond.
by Zeke at September 26, 2002 4:34 AM
Wow... Thanks for saving me the trouble looking for pics... To tell you the truth (as weird as it sounds) I have just finished the second part of that Voyager episode. I'm not kidding.
But she IS hot. :)
by Oleg at November 16, 2002 7:13 AM
Sarah could've said Ngger, Kiike,Spiic,Fagggot, Bolshevik, etc, and the joke would still have the same punchline. Yeah, she's a hot Kosher Delight, that I'd probably get off better Hate-fuccking her and shoving all EIGHT candles into her orifices...
by lockheed at December 13, 2002 11:22 PM
you can find pics at terababes.com!!!!!!!(I think) there free but you have to give credit card info and I tend to be a bit paranoid. Have fun.
by reks at March 28, 2003 2:51 AM
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by JAWAD MUGHAL at June 15, 2003 7:04 PM
I WANT BE A GOOD PARTNER SO CALLED SHE MUST BE NICE AND COMMITED I WILL TAKE CARE FOR HER FOREVER THAT IS MY PROMISE. I AM VERY MUCH BUSSY IN MY BUSINESS WELL IF SOME ONE WANT SHARE MY TIME I WILL MUST BE AVAILBALE. TRY TO GET ME SOON.........................
by JAWAD MUGHAL at June 15, 2003 7:09 PM
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by Jetson324 at September 27, 2003 1:58 PM
by Alyssa Milano nude at January 26, 2004 12:40 AM
she's too busy fucking jimmy kimmel.
by jimmy kimmel at February 27, 2004 6:43 AM
Jebi me Igi duboko u supak i usta
by Igijeva Kurva firstname.lastname@example.org at March 13, 2004 10:05 AM
O M G. SARAH SILVERMAN IS THE FUCKING BABE OF THE CENTURY, NOT CONSIDERING THE EYES, OR HAIR, SHE HAS THE HOTTEST FUCKING BOD, AND ITS MADE MORE ALLURING BY NO NUDE PICS, I THINK I WOULD KILL FOR A NUDE PIC.... ARGH...
by Viz at November 14, 2004 4:53 AM
Sarah Silverman is SOOOO hot.
Everything about her.
Her eyes, her face, her body, her sharp mind.
Damn, she's hot.
by Johnny Five at May 13, 2005 6:24 PM
I am a seky beast!!!! Come and rape me please!!!!!! All bitchy girls out there,FUCK YOU!!!
by KBob at November 6, 2005 4:52 PM
I'm to busy sucking Mike's dick. FUCK OFF you bitches!!
by Kylie at November 6, 2005 4:54 PM
sarah silverman is sooooo FUCKING HOTT its unbelievabable
by tyler wyrick at January 1, 2006 2:37 AM
Check this out....I swear this girl looks and moves just like Sarah
by boboblong at December 4, 2006 5:37 AM
omg u guys seen the newest - "Sarah Silverman - Jesus is Magic" ? Man shes so hot, ive been in love since i first saw her in star trek voyager (some small part in 2-part episode)..
Ps. Hey dont blame lawyers, im gonna be a lawyer real soon, and if you want naked pics of celebs to be legal - we the perverted lawyers are your only hope ! We must change the law !
by Dark at December 20, 2006 8:34 PM
she just did playboy
by Luger Ruger at March 13, 2007 8:07 PM
YOU GUYS ARE WRONGGG
SHE IS NAKED
by King at September 28, 2008 2:56 PM
YOU GUYS ARE WRONGGG
SHE IS NAKED
by King at September 28, 2008 2:57 PM