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take me home and call me shirley

by chunshek at 12:26 AM on March 30, 2002

Talk about delinquence. It has been almost a month since I last made a contribution to Bad Samaritan. I have been a bad Bad Samaritan. Is that redundant?

You see, seeing someone does weird things to you, as does stopping seeing someone. As much as I enjoy having someone to think about whenever I can, it almost feels like a relief when it's over. I feel much more at ease, much more at home, when I am single.

I said it before, I will say it again: sometimes, I am very glad that my life is not a reality TV show. Many a times I thought it would be an interesting idea, and my life is dynamic enough to warrant viewing. But letting the world see it as it happens? Not really my cup of tea.

Of course, for all those who are looking forward to live vicariously through me, hold your breath. Some friends of mine have suggested the idea of "Being Chunshek Chan" — the movie that reveals the portal to my mind. They insisted that it's out there somewhere. Of course, I would not know about it.

What it means, obviously, is that someone as attractive and dangerous as Maxine could be very close to me at this point in life. Except that I'm not really seeing anyone or "getting any", if you know what I mean. Exactly how my life is headed, if there is a portal to my mind, I wouldn't know.

Although, someone did leave me a note on a banana that says, "take me home and call me shirley".

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Being comfortable being single is a trait I really need to learn. It just isn't in my genes. (There is a joke in there about "jeans" but I'm just too tired to think of it, anyone?)

Having a weblog is sort of like being on reality TV. Though, I really need the ability to filter out things. I share a lot of things with you people, but I am just incapable of sharing everything.

PS: I hope you are treating Shirley well.

by mg at March 30, 2002 1:54 AM

What are you and shirley gonna do with your weekend?

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