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shrimp is the black man's lobster

by mg at 12:14 AM on March 14, 2002

I hate being ominous (no, wait, I actually love it) but there are big changes in the works here at Bad Samaritan World Domination Headquarters, and I canít mention a word of it.

I will offer you this little hint: the Federal Trade Commission has finally okayed our merger with a company thatís name rhymes with AOL Time Corner. I canít divulge any more information than that because I signed a confidentiality agreement that gives their lawyers the right to stick something in it if I open my big fat mouth.

I can, however, show you this grainy picture, I took after smuggling a camera past security by hiding it up my, well, you donít want to know. If that isnít enough to get you all enticed and tingly, here is a picture the camera took while it was up there.

comments (5)

uhm, that's one of those pen-cams, right? still, that had to hurt.

[sigh] what a great guy you are, to do this for us!

by kd at March 14, 2002 12:41 AM

I know, I do and do and do for you kids, and you can't even be bothered to wipe your feet when you come in the door, or put your laundry in the hamper.

by mg at March 14, 2002 3:31 PM

Is this just a complicated lead-in for a site redesign? Or what? I would say that the suspense is killing me, but...

by westernexposure at March 14, 2002 10:48 PM

Would I do anything so contrived for something as simple as a site-redesign? No, my friend, it is much bigger than that.

by mg at March 15, 2002 1:15 PM

Ha ha ha. NE LI MG! ah ha!!! Entiendo totalmente.

by Choire at March 16, 2002 7:00 PM

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