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by mg at 10:12 PM on March 31, 2002

act 1, scene 1
the setting: a greek restaurant
dramatis personae: a waitress and a male patron. the waitress recognized the patron as someone in an acting class she once took. they've now been talking for about five minutes.

and the curtains open...
patron: I dropped out of schooi
waitress: why?
patron: I got to be in an Andrew Lloyd Weber musical!

comments (2)

so, the waitress was so busy chatting up an old school chum that she was neglecting to feed you? scandalous!

by kd at April 1, 2002 1:01 AM

Actually, I'd already been served.

The funniest part of it was that after they spent all that time catching up, she had to take his order. I don't know why, but that made me sad.

by mg at April 1, 2002 10:19 PM

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