no booty call

by mg at 12:51 PM on March 09, 2002

i have something to say. and it's bigger than a bread basket. is everybody sitting down?

i don't want a boyfriend.

So what was all that stuff you told me? Pillow talk?

You bastard...

by dendr1te at March 9, 2002 1:05 PM

You're such a smartass Mike.

by westernexposure at March 9, 2002 1:13 PM

me neither

by lavonne at March 9, 2002 7:12 PM

I do. Sigh.

by snaggle at March 10, 2002 5:24 AM

wait. you think plagiarism is the way into my pants?

by miss b at March 10, 2002 12:00 PM

it isn't plagarism, its homage.

by mg at March 10, 2002 12:57 PM

it's my job to give you a hard time. no pun unintended.

by miss b at March 10, 2002 1:59 PM

what's bigger than a breadbasket? are there pictures?

by kd at March 10, 2002 8:27 PM

bigger than a breadbasket. hoo boy... how big is your breadbasket, eh MG?

by jenn at March 11, 2002 2:17 PM

I've seen mg's breadbasket. And let me just say... I've seen mg's breadbasket.

by Tom at March 11, 2002 10:27 PM

I took a picture of my genitals to post on valentine's day, but for some reason I didn't.

by mg at March 12, 2002 10:01 PM

well, tomorrow is steak and BJ day, a very appropriate time to post such a picture.

by kd at March 13, 2002 3:28 PM