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effenheimer

i feel pretty, oh so pretty, i feel pretty and witty and WILD, man!

by effenheimer at 06:44 PM on March 26, 2002

In the category of "moving one step closer to dominating the known universe," my publisher had the very good idea imho of asking me to write my column "running thoughts" twice a week with an eye toward running three times a week in about a month which is about how often full time columnists run.

of course i said YouBetcherASS, mister! after a year of banging out features and the weekly column the people of the omaha/council bluffs metropolitan area are about to experience my BS on a much more regular basis. prepare yourselves for the end of world is nigh and new age beginneth(sp).

i am one more step toward becoming bullet-proof,in any case. eventually, i will be able to get up in the morning and go to work naked because no one will dare say I am unclothed. i am a jolly green giant striding across the earth, a notebook in my left hand, a Pentel RSVP medium point pen in my right ready to slay the beast. no one will be able to touch me.

and i'm pretty to boot!

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You are much more entertaining than the others. I applaud your high spirits and comical imagery!

Down with ranting and complaining! Up with fun! That's the ticket.

by Robber Baron at March 26, 2002 8:01 PM


congratulations, eff! where can we read your column online?

by lavonne at March 27, 2002 4:01 PM



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