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From the stream of consciousness files....

by northstar at 11:52 AM on March 20, 2002

Still More Random Thoughts:

The folks at Bob Jones University (you know, the ones who put the “fun” in fundamentalist) have decided that they are no longer happy describing themselves as “fundamentalist”. In their view, “fundamentalist” connotes bigotry, intolerance, and divisiveness, so they need to find another adjective. Hmmm… what’s another word for bigotry, intolerance, and divisiveness?

The Vatican has finally figured out that pedophilia is a serious problem among priests. DUH…. Thanks for getting out in front of the story this time, guys….

So Andrea Yates faced her sentencing alone while her husband Russell was off hitting the talk show circuit? Well, a man’s gotta make a living, right? Besides, it’s not as if he’s not going to know where to find her for the next 40 years….

Gen. Manuel Noriega (remember him??), former hefe de Panama, had a parole hearing yesterday, but his attorney thinks it is doubtful he will be released. Something about drug trafficking, racketeering, and money laundering….

Shrub’s advisers are asking him to merge the Customs Service with the INS. Apparently, the idea is to collect all of the incompetence and inefficiency in one place….

According to this week’s issue of The Onion (the only news that’s REALLY fit to print), Al & Tipper Gore are enjoying the best sex of their lives. I believe that one will get filed under “WAY too much information”….

Shrub has turned into the Second Coming of Ronald Reagan. He has developed an uncanny ability to attract credit for policy successes, while at the same time being held blameless for failures. I suppose you can do that when you have no original ideas of your own….

comments (2)

You know the Onion isn't real, right?

by mg at March 20, 2002 6:00 PM


What IS real??

by northstar at March 21, 2002 8:41 AM



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