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Beans beans the musical fruit...

by quicksilver at 11:33 AM on March 06, 2002

Images of Evil Homer keep coming back to my head. In my post chili hangover induced haze, the stench of the aftermath really doesn't bother me all that much. I never did find the guatemalan insanity pepper I was looking for, so I didn't see the coyote, or the turtle that became a pyramid. But it was good. Everyone who's looking for the recipe, its here. My site is a little lonely. I'm not a good designer, or graphic artist like our captain, or miss b. I also don't want to do the whole 'martial artsy website' like Mr. Real Ultimate Power. Oh well. It'll just be a scratchpad for a while longer.

My girlfriend scared the bajeezus out of me last night. I walked up to the door, expecting to make a nice relaxed chicken and salad dinner for the two of us. I was going to nurse a bottle of wine while I waited for the chicken to marinate and her to get home. Instead, the lights are all off, and its dark and quiet inside the apartment building. I put one key into the lock and turn it. I put the second key in the lock and turn it. I put the third key into the lock and turn it. Door opens slowly... and AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! HIIIYYYAAA!
I break into my best impresssion of Chris Tucker in a combination of his Fifth Element and Rush Hour appearances. It was sorta like seeing a ghost. She'd been doing that to people all day. Maybe she saw dead people.

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you know, i never cook, but i think i'm going to give that chile a shot. that is a damned interesting recipe.

by kd at March 6, 2002 2:43 PM

Sweet. I've done my job then.

by quicksilver at March 6, 2002 2:59 PM

Rock! That ninja website is hosted at my alma mater, UCLA. Go Bruins! :P I haven't laughed so hard in weeks.

by jean at March 6, 2002 8:14 PM

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