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the boobs are out there : gillian anderson naked

by mg at 07:05 PM on November 18, 2001

The X-Files began its ninth season last week to a chorus of yawns.

Does anyone care about this show anymore? The X-Files is your perfect example for shark jumping, it fits into almost every category: there have been cast changes, deaths, a return from the grave, a birth, the main characters have knocked boots, a movie was made, and there have been two spin-offs. All they need to seal the deal is do an all singing episode, and bring in an invisible talking alien that only Mulder and Scully can see and hear.

Back in the day each, new X-Files episodes was awaited with baited breathe. I lived in the dorms during the hey-day of the show. I remember the premiere of the third season. The previous year had ended with a cliffhanger (of course). Mulder found a buried rail car filled with alien corpses. Cancer Man caught up to him and had the car, with Mulder still inside, blown up.

Everyone I knew was anxiously awaiting the season premiere to find out if Mulder made it out alive. Every student in the dorms was huddled around a television set that night. Those poor saps that didn’t have a set of their own wandered from room to room trying to find someone who’d let them watch the show.

We had waited all summer for this, and just as the opening credits were rolling, the threat of fire forced us out of the building. We had questions, and we wanted them answered, damn it! Of course The X-Files, didn’t answered those questions then, and haven’t to this day. But, none of us knew it at the time because we were still nave enough to think Chris Carter was a genius.

The fire alarms went off on a weekly basis in the dorms. You’d get up from whatever you were doing, go outside, hang out for a while, and then head back to your room, no harm done. It was a nice break from studying, drinking, or screwing your girlfriend. But this night it was different; it was the season premiere of The X-Files.

Well, since the fire department took their sweet time getting out to the dorms, we all missed the majority of the episode. It all worked out for the best, at least for me, because while my questions have never been answered, I did get to see these ( one | two ) naked pictures of Gillian Anderson. Anderson, for those of you living in a cave, plays Special Agent Dana Scully. She has probably been in some other movies and TV shows, but who cares. Anderson’s turn as Dana Scully is how she’ll be remembered for all time. And, really, there are worse ways to be immortalized.

Scully has got to be one of the biggest pieces of ass in television history. I don’t know what it is, the feminine toughness of a sexy Federal Agent (she has handcuffs and she knows how to use them), the character’s intelligence (Scully, is a doctor who knows her way around a corpse), or the fact she’s been knocked up half the seasons of the show (which means she must like sex).

It’s probably a combination of all those things, or it could just be because she has got red hair. And, sure, these pictures are just topless, so we haven’t finally learned whether Scully’s cuffs and collar match, but hey, a naked picture of Gillian Anderson is a naked picture of Gillian Anderson. I may have a piece of the puzzle now, but I’ll keep looking for fully nude pictures, because the truth is out there.

comments (22)


I probably shouldnt say why the fire alarms went off, but I will anyway. My girlfriend was down on my floor getting ready to watch the show and she wanted to make some popcorn. She headed down to out floors kitchenette, put the bag in the microwave, started the timer and headed back to my room. Mind you, she spent most of her time on my floor, and had used the microwave to make popcorn on numerous occasions, even setting off the fire alarm once before.

Anyway, several minutes later, all the people gathered in my room smelled something burning. We were all familiar with this smell, people burned their popcorn all the time. My GF made me go check the microwave, I complied, of course, because I was an will always be P-whipped. When I opened the microwave door flame was shooting from the bag. The top of the microwave had melted, and within seconds smoke filled the tiny kitchenette setting off the fire alarms.

As we were waiting outside for the fire department to give us the okay to go back inside, my girlfriend was nervously looking around at the other dormies. She kept whispering to me, they know it was me, they know it was me. Luckily, no one did, or Im sure she would have been beaten to within an inch of her life.

by mg at November 18, 2001 7:21 PM

"My vagina is a shell, a round pink tender shell, opening and closing, closing and opening. My vagina is a flower, an eccentric tulip, the center acute and deep, the scent delicate, the petals gentle but sturdy."

more on gillian's vagina:


by melvin at November 18, 2001 11:40 PM




by LEAH at December 24, 2001 4:51 PM

she looks like some girl i got drunk and fucked in college

by sin at December 28, 2001 12:31 AM


by THEGAME at January 9, 2002 3:30 PM

what do u click to see the pic? I can read the comments; just no pic =(

by justverysadme at January 16, 2002 2:40 PM

I want to fuck gillian anderson up the ass

by Rich at February 1, 2002 3:13 PM

It's never to late to add a stupid post.
I just wanna know why I did a google search for 'bad boy go to my room pic' and I got this frggin site. PS. Cheers for gil's Tit shots, haven't seen dem puppies be4.

by Hadyn at December 15, 2002 8:46 PM

The pictures are fakes. Geez.

by Bob at December 16, 2002 3:56 AM

these are well know fakes. There is a webpage called the "fake detectors" or some such name, where he shows the originals, as well as the gillian anderson face pictures that were used

by chris at February 15, 2003 6:29 PM

Yeah, i've been to Fake Detectors site before, its pretty cool... i dont even see how anybody could believe these fakes, i mean, compare the tits in both of those pics... they look nothing alike

by Bob's bitch at February 22, 2003 6:52 PM

Total fake. Check out fake proof at http://www.house-o-celebs.com/index2.html.

I did not want to believe it either!

by Brian at February 24, 2003 1:01 AM

Brian, your site is nice and all, but dude, why dont you have any Nell Carter pics? What a huge disappointment.

by Eviltom at February 24, 2003 5:46 AM

why are her boobs pointy in one pic, and not in the other?? I have boobs, and they don't do that. Strange....

by hazel at December 2, 2003 5:43 PM

Of course they're fakes! If you want the real thing, talk to the woman and get to know her and hopefully one day...
But for the rest of us, there are the fakes.
As a long-standing fan of ms Anderson, the fact she has never shown the public her naked body only increases my respect for her. She is also involved in worthwile causes. She has a private life and it's quite ordinary by today's standards.
The fakes? Of course I checked them out and I phantasized, and of course they're fakes. BUt what are you going to do? She's a celebrity. Image and reality tend to mix.

by Yvan at January 21, 2005 9:39 PM

im need to bad room pic ifrom pakistan
plz send me

by Qamar at June 22, 2005 1:52 AM

She did a penthouse spread in the early '90s.

by James at March 28, 2006 9:52 PM

fuck mg I'd like to see your ass !
Miss Anderson is a Lady, a very talented one. And she's famous for other characters than D.Scully (Lady Dedlock, Lily Bart, Alice in Straighthead, Meredith in playing by heart, The mighty celt..other films and some other plays too). I don't ming if you've got a lake of culture, but just shut up!

by a french girl at July 6, 2006 4:40 AM

wish I could fuck scully doggy style, put her on forth leaning on the desk while wearing that FBI jacket and fuck her so hard...she's so damn sexy.
maybe scully is a virgo, that would be even hotter ...jjjjjjjj

by juce at August 26, 2006 10:14 PM

I broke up with my girlfriend about six months back. It was nothing special, but I find myself jerking off a lot to get sex out of my system. When jerking off, I can't help thinking of Scully. She was one of my first fantasies and no-matter how many women I've been with, when I'm jerking off, my main fantasy is of Gillian Anderson as Special Agent Slutty.

It's late and she's in her office bent over a desk while I'm ramming my cock hard and fast into her beautifully tight ass. Her skirt is lifted up with her black lace panties pulled down and stretched around her knees. "Oh God, yeah!�, moans Agent Scully with approval. I hold onto her delicate hips, rotating my pelvis as wide as possible, splaying that delicious ass of hers and fucking it with the force of a runaway steam train. Every nerve ending in my cock is tingling, sending me into spasms of ecstasy. We maintain a good rhythm as I fuck Slutty's ass for all it's worth for a good 10 minutes. Steadying her frame on the desk with her left hand, she furiously rubs her clit with her right hand, making herself cum over and over again. Each time she orgasms, her ass tighten. The inner walls of her rectum clenching my cock with a vice-like grip. I can take no more. �FILL ME! FILL MY ASS!!", she squeals. I lean forward over her, ripping open her white blouse and squeezing her large firm tits as I deliver a huge dollop of anal cream pie.

We lie there for a few seconds, panting, enjoying the after-glow. The small basement FBI office now reeks of the intoxicating aroma of sex sweat and bodily fluids. I rise up and withdraw my stiff cock from Dana�s raw opening. Still bent over the desk, Scully turns her head around and smiles a dirty smile at me. Biting her bottom lip, she sighs and I take-in the sight of her gaping anus filled to the brim with hot creamy lava. The hole soon closes and spunk bubbles squelch as Scully farts. The dirty little red giggles with slight embarrassment.

Scully turns around fully and sits up on the desk. Her FBI badge dangles precariously from her torn blouse exposing her pointy tits sticking out above her bra-cups. She looks at me then homes-in on my cock. Kneeling down in front of me, I rest my hands on her shoulders. Dr Scully gazes up at, her face beaming with joy. She takes my still-twitching cock, dripping with spunk and anal leakage, and playfully rubs it over her smooth cheeks and luscious pink lips, before taking it into her mouth. I feel her warm wet tongue sliding against the bell-end before she gives it a long, lingering suck. I place my hands round the back of her head and bury my cock deep into her mouth as she moans and groans with satisfaction.

Scully then �pops� my cock out of her mouth. She looks up at me, but she�s no longer smiling. She says in a cold, stern manner, �Sir, I�m gonna have to ask you to accompany me to my apartment. There, we will get cleaned up, and have a meal.�
�Er, sure. Anything you say Special Agent Dana Scully�, I reply, somewhat taken aback by her apparent sudden change of mood before she adds, �I must remind you it is a Federal crime to obstruct a Federal Officer from her duty. Later you will have to eat my ass and fuck it for all your're worth!�

I sigh with resignation. �Well the law is the law, Agent Scully.�

by Buck Beaverman at December 17, 2006 7:41 PM

I want gillian anderson nude pic

by hotmoga at February 15, 2007 5:47 AM

It is very funny

by Ruwan at June 21, 2007 4:53 AM

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