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talking halloween costumes blues
by mg at 01:26 PM on October 12, 2001
Can you believe it is October already? No joke, this year has just flown by. Sure, once you get as old as me, they all seem to just fly by. It’s fall already, the leaves are changing colors, and before you know it, it’ll be Halloween.
When I was younger, I used to love Halloween. My mom would make my costumes every year. They were always these elaborate costumes, intricate pirate or vampire bat costumes, when all I would have been happy to wear an guitar and some ripped jeans like one of my heroes in Kiss, Metallica or Anthrax.
The last couple years I haven’t quite put that much thought or effort into my costumes. It’s kind of lame. I didn’t dress up at all last year, but the year before I went as a cowboy. Before that I went as Luke Skywalker. And the year before that I went as a heroin addict. All my costumes in the last couple years thrown together at the last minute with things I just happened to have lying around the house, like a syringes and a pair of cowboy boots.
Yes, I’m from New York City and I own a pair of cowboy boots, don’t give me that look.
Anyway, in an effort to give myself something to look forward to in life, I’ve started thinking about how to dress for Halloween. I’ve already begun my research, and boy was I surprised to learn what the hottest costume of the year is. No joke, the hottest Halloween costume isn’t going to be some kiddy hero like Harry Potter or Bert and/or Ernie. Believe it or not, Osama bin Laden is the hot costume this year. Osama bin Laden masks are flying off store shelves like a B2 bomber on its way to Afganistan.
Personally, I wouldn’t recommend wearing an Osama mask outside of Afghanistan, Somalia, Egypt, Sudan, Yemen, Egypt, certain Palestinian neighborhoods in Israel, or Taliban party meetings. Not to mention, the Osama bin Laden Halloween mask is tough to find because it is in such high demand.
Unless you are willing to wage war on your fellow shoppers for that last costume on the shelf, you’ll have to find someone else to dress up as this year. We suggest you find another costume this year, maybe Darth Maul, Austin Powers, or that touristguy.
comments (14)
Oh man MG we need pics of them boots! Oh yeah we do! (specially those of us from the boot cap. of the U.S. I think?) anyway that would have been one of those costumes we certainly need to see ON to believe ya! hahaha...MG a COWBOY? wow...anything really IS possible! :-)
by Pristine at October 12, 2001 7:10 PM
YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING SICKOS AND YOU SHOULD ALL STOP SUCKING YOUR DADS COCKS AND LICKING YOUR MUMS AND NANS HOLES AND GET A LIFE
by warren page at October 16, 2001 12:13 PM
Oh how nice, a real winner we got here....and to think he is from the UK! I found him via my site meter mg. I m thinking it is he who may need the life...
by Pristine at October 19, 2001 12:38 PM
Right. We are the sickos, yet the first thing that pops into Warren's mind is having incestual relations with his parents. Uh huh.
by mg at October 19, 2001 1:13 PM
A mask about me....whats this world commn' to.
by Osama B. Laden at November 9, 2001 12:52 PM
where can i get an Osama mask?
by al at January 22, 2002 1:30 PM
do you have any ideas for robber costumes
by gemma at October 29, 2002 12:35 PM
man yall people need to get a life and stop being sikos
by katy at October 30, 2002 5:03 PM
Ya I need some idea's for a sexy robber costume?!?!
by Ash at October 21, 2003 10:22 PM
There is nothing sexier than a naked robber.
by M at October 31, 2003 2:31 PM
WOW!! Nobody responds to this do they, that was me in October up there, Hee Hee...
by Ash at April 18, 2004 6:05 PM
This is almost four years old, after all.
by mg at April 18, 2004 6:33 PM
Ya, so you think more people would use it, what is this used for anyways. hahaha.
by Ash at April 20, 2004 5:55 PM
orly?
by penisman at July 15, 2007 7:25 AM