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by mg at 10:28 PM on October 10, 2001
On Monday afternoon, a man broke into the cockpit of a flight from Los Angeles to Chicago's O'Hare Airport but was subdued by other passengers.
When the intruder entered the cockpit, the pilot declared an emergency by entering a special code. Passengers say the plane jolted. When the pilot notified ground controllers of the situation, two F-16s scrambled and escorted Flight 1238 to the ground.
Airline officials said the suspect believed terrorists were steering the plane toward the Sears Tower and that he could see people outside the plane's windows. "He was spitting and cursing and then praying," said a witness aboard the flight. "He kept yelling that we were the devil and that we were going to hit the Sears Tower." The man ran at "full speed" toward the cockpit door while shouting, "save the tower, save the tower."
The FBI said the man suffered from an "undetermined mental condition” and that the episode is not related to terrorism.
Or so the Taliban would have you believe!
The Bad Samaritan investigative team has been pouring through pictures and video since September 11th. They came across this picture of Osama bin Laden (right) taken at his son’s (center) wedding in Afganistan last year. The man on the left is a high-ranking lieutenant in bin Laden’s Al-Queda. Using sophisticated imaging technology, they were able to remove the man’s beard and were shocked to find what they did. The pictured bin Laden henchmen is none other than Chris Burke, Corky, of television’s Life Goes On.
If our hypothesis is correct, Corky, representative of differently-abled people around the world, has pledged support to Osama bin Laden. Surely bin Laden knew that after the WTC and Pentagon attacks, a more vigilant eye would be on Arabs worldwide. The man on Flight 1238 must have been part of the second wave of attacks, perpetrated by an army of “specially abled” terrorists. American intelligence should have suspected something like this was afoot when next year’s Special Olympics was awarded to Afghanistan.
Oh, and here is today’s naked bin laden picture of the day; just look at him frolic in the sand. How cute.
fucks. you fuckers
how can you do this to me
by bin laden at October 25, 2001 2:06 AM
osamas a lil bitch.i hope the muther fucker dies and goes 2 hell
by Josh at November 9, 2001 12:37 PM
hoe stop talkin 'bout Osama u lil dick sucka
by Bahtim at November 9, 2001 12:55 PM
osama can suck my dick that fucking bastard
by jeff at December 20, 2001 9:56 PM
Osama Binchalopas Gozales
by Michael Jakson at January 19, 2002 7:55 PM
Osama I FUCKED HIM!!!!!!!!
by Brett Logan at November 12, 2002 11:57 PM
bin laden is the ugliest fucker who ever walked this earth
by ***wanker*** at November 15, 2002 6:59 AM
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Thanks in advance,
by Komandor at November 29, 2002 9:21 AM
uhhhhh bin laden sucks ass? and so do you
by uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh at February 22, 2003 8:43 PM
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by janet jackson at March 13, 2003 2:28 PM
Bin Ladens faget ass gets fucked by his heard of goats, cummed on, and then he licks it for dinner. i hope that poor son of a bitch rotts in hell, and when he is down there the devil fucks him in his bitch ass every hour of the day till his loose asshole bleeds. What i would do to fucking stick a patch of C-4 in his asshole and watch it detonate, then he can feel the pain that cock sucking fucking bastard ass cum guzzling diahrea drinking PUSSY did to all of those peope...FUCK YOU BIN LADEN
by BIGDICK at March 17, 2003 4:45 PM
Big dick. Small brain.
by mg at March 17, 2003 4:58 PM
your wrong mg small dick lil brain
by smack down at March 17, 2003 5:09 PM
Kill all the flag-waving, red-blooded, young Yankee boys
String their torsos up and use their dicks as toys
Nuke every US city, blow them to the sky
Every single fucking yank deserves to fucking die
Then get all the mothers and every apple pie
And gun them down with M-16s, aim 'em at their eyes
Round up every US citizen, all except for Jews
Take that lot to Israel and wipe that lot out too
And then get all the Vietnamese that were napalmed to death
And everyone from El Salvadore and Cuba and Chile and the rest
And say 'look the yanks are gone, the world is once again free
No more napalm, no more CIA, no more Wounded Knee'
And when they are all celebrating... nuke the fucking lot
And there'll be lots of jelly gasoline in every babies cot
And then load an M-16, give it plenty of feeling,
Put it to your temple, blow your brains onto the ceiling
Great Aussie song from the 80's that still rings true today!
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by Noam the Bone at September 17, 2003 11:32 PM
this fucking sucks
by at October 5, 2003 12:10 AM
I like all kinds of prison sex baby! Show me Osama getting fucked in the ass i just love it big. Me cum on face of Osama bitch crazy.
by Geoff at October 12, 2003 2:10 PM
hello everybody, i am zahn and id like anyone to send me naked pictures of osama binladen or porn from gay sites or pictures of just you so i can get pleasure with masturbation all night!!
by helmet head at March 22, 2004 10:22 PM
everyone who even found this site should be put in prison, and may Bin Laden be stopped with GOD speed and DAMNed to hell for all of eternity. And to everyother terrist out there, we'll get ya or GOD will!!!
by troubled site at September 5, 2004 10:22 PM
What evidence is there that Bin Laden a former CIA agent code named Tim Osmond, this is admitted by the CIA, was involved in 9/11. He must be pretty good he got the best air defense system in the world to stand down for over an hour until all his planes, except one hit their targets. The biggest Conspiracy Theory is that Bin Laden was the mastermind from a cave where we paid for training camps for AlCIAda. Prisonplanet.com, prisonplanet.tv, infowars.com. How do steel buildings burn down? How many have burned down in the history of the world? Three WTC 1,2, and 3. They became the first steel buildings in the history of the world to collapse due to fire. Well, actually they were demolished by high tech explasives planted in the building the weekend before 9/11 when the buildings were completely shut down for supposed upgrades to the wiring and electronic servicing cables. The second tower came down sooner than the first because they had already had practice with the timing sequence with the first downed tower.
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by Noam The Educated Bone at November 22, 2004 11:12 PM
I RECENTLY RECEIVED A LETTER FROM A 10 YEAR OLD GIRL CONCERNED ABOUT THE WORLD WHICH READ: DEAR MR TERRORIST, WHY DO YOU HATE OTHER PEOPLE SO MUCH WHEN YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THEM? MY PARENTS TEACH ME TO LOVE EVERYONE DO YOU? I SEEN ON TV THAT YOU CUT THE HEADS OFF OF INNOCENT PEOPLE BECAUSE YOU THINK YOU ARE GOING TO HEAVEN IS THAT TRUE? MY TEACHER SAID THAT IN YOUR RELIGION YOU BELIEVE THAT IF YOU KILL OTHER PEOPLE IN THE NAME OF ALLAH THAT YOU WILL GO TO HEAVEN AND BE GIVEN VIRGINS IS THAT TRUE? MY GOD TOLD ME THAT KILLING OTHER PEOPLE FOR THIS REASON WILL ONLY GET YOU TO HELL. ARE YOU GOING TO HELL MR. TERRORIST? IF YOU AND MR. BIN LADEN HATE OTHER PEOPLE SO MUCH AND WANT TO DIE, WHY DON'T MR. BIN LADEN HAVE ALL OF YOUR CHURCH DRINK CYANIDE LIKE JIM JONE'S CHURCH DID? IT WILL BE QUICKER FOR YOU TO GET TO WHERE EVER YOU BELIEVE YOU ARE GOING WHEN YOU DIE WITHOUT HURTING INNOCENT PEOPLE? THIS SEEMS TO ME TO BE THE SMARTEST WAY TO KILL YOURSELF MR. TERRORIST AND IT WOULD LEAVE THE REST OF THE PEOPLE THAT YOU HATE SO MUCH SIT HERE ON EARTH AND SUFFER. ARE YOU SUFFERING MR. TERRORIST? I HOPE THIS LETTER HELPS YOU KILL YOURSELF EASIER AND I STILL CAN NOT FIGURE OUT WHY MR. BIN LADEN IS HIDING IF HE WANTS TO DIE SO BADLY. DO YOU KNOW WHY MR. TERRORIST? I HOPE YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN KILLING YOUR OWN CHILDREN AND PARENTS MR. TERRORIST. I JUST CAN NOT UNDERSTAND WHY YOUR ALLAH WOULD PUT YOU ON EARTH TO BLOW YOU AND YOUR FAMILY UP. MY GOD IS NOT THAT MEAN AND I HOPE YOU MEET HIM SOMEDAY BEFORE YOU DIE. I WOULD SAY I LOVE YOU MR. TERRORIST BUT YOU PROBABLY HATE ME TOO AND WOULD BEHEAD ME. WHY MR. TERRORIST? I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU? BYE, ANGEL
by LARY KING at December 29, 2004 9:17 AM
God, I hate yanks. I wish them dead, I really do. The world could do without yanks, would heave a sigh of relief if they would all be gone.
by Thersites at May 7, 2005 5:05 AM
OSAMA SUCKS BIG BALLS!!!!! SAVE THE DRAMA FOR OSAMA!!!
by I hate OSAMA at June 4, 2005 4:49 PM
judgement day will come and not soon enough. the entire world is full of murderers and sick minded people. crime againest humanity. the world and it's people went back to their ways after god destroyed it with the great flood. what is god waiting on? i do'nt know but i wish he would hurry up and end this sorry place we call earth.
by worldhater at June 6, 2005 6:53 PM
YOU ALL WORRIED ABOUT OSAMA BIN LADIN? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT OZZIE OSBORNE? HE'S UGLIER THAN BIN.
by gerald at June 19, 2005 3:12 PM
i love you i hope i can se you naked ok by
by stephen newman at July 6, 2005 10:16 PM
by Anon at August 19, 2005 5:00 PM
Wat kida sck fuckin website is ths ??? you are all fucked up
by Dan at October 13, 2005 12:40 PM
Why don't you yanks all die. We'll make you fat piggies squeal you cunts. Alla akhbar.
by Dis Member at October 15, 2005 10:40 AM
by you are all fucked at January 22, 2006 6:42 PM
Well Osama Bin Laden should be find and killed. oh and for those people bashing the US i bet if your countries get attacked by Osama you'll be so sorry, what would your countries be like. so don't bash on other countries
by chris at February 6, 2006 8:28 PM
my sentiments exactly chris. dont bash on other countries is my motto nor should we bash on arabs as a general rule. fuck al-qaeda, fuck bin-ladin and his terrorist crew. the more we focus on terrorists rather than broadly on islam, middle eastern or ethnic groups, the more we have a chance of eradicating these hopeless motherfuckers, rather than alienating/demonizing the innocent to the point that they have to defend themselves. praise to Allah/Yawheh/God we are all his/her people.
by hobo at February 25, 2006 7:25 PM
Bin Laden is the biggest piece of shit. All these Anti-American people should move to Pakistan and hang out with their buddies. OUR TROOPS ARE THE BEST!!!! YEA AMERICA!!!!!
by America is the Best at May 6, 2006 9:36 PM
“O you who believe, fight those who encircle you (close to you geographically) of the disbelievers and let them find harshness in you”.
“That ye believe in Allah and his messenger, and that you strive (your utmost) in the cause of Allah with your property and your persons; that will be best for you if ye but knew”.
Lo! Allah loveth those who battle for His cause in ranks , as if they were a solid structure .
And ( remember ) when Moses said unto his people : O my people! Why persecute ye me , when ye well know that I am Allah ' s messenger unto you? So when they went astray Allah sent their hearts astray . And Allah guideth not the evil living folk .
I am only 15 years old living in the U.K, and I swear by ALLAH whatsoever is written in the QUR’AN I believe. So if ALLAH says to fight the disbelievers “and let them find harshness in you’’ then so be it.
No one can change the words of ALLAH but him. The word Jihad is mentioned in the QUR’AN in another manner which also means to fight in the cause of ALLAH In any way you want either blowing up buildings or killing people. No one can change whatever they say. And it also means defensive for you or your family from harm.
by ALLAHS' SOILDER at May 7, 2006 8:56 AM
You bunch of dirt hut living fucking idiots. I hope every DIRT NIGGER fucking DIES. It's 2006! Move out of the caves you fucking ANIMALS! OSAMA BIN SUCKINCAMELCOCK. Fuck all of you, fuck your mothers, fuck your women and their fucking DURKA DURKAS. Seriously... It's 2006 and you're living in fucking mut huts. What the fuck is wrong with your society? You rape women and make then cover every inch of their skin. I guess you would rather see a naked CAMEL then a naked WOMAN. You're all fucked up and PATHETIC. Go blow yourselves up you pieces of WALKING SHIT! Hey, I've got a GREAT IDEA! Go to school, learn something outside of murder and suicide. You killed people OVER A CARTOON! It's so insane it's laughable. If not for oil, you're totally worthless. FUCK ALL OF YOU AND DIE!
by Tony at May 20, 2006 1:20 AM
FUCK ANY PUNK ASS TALIBAN PUSSY THAT WANTS TO TALK SHIT BECAUSE I'M HERE SITTING IN THE AIR CONDITIONING AND YOUR IN A CAVE STRUGGLING TO HIDE FROM MY BROTHERS HUNTING YOU DOMN RIGHT NOW.
ALL TALIBAN LIKE THE DICK IN THE ASS
by tuie pac from phfl at June 14, 2006 5:39 PM
Sorry to inturrupt your semi-homosexual insults, but you do realise Osama used to work with the CIA - still works a long side your government. I hate to say this, but it was the American government who organised 9/11, and not those, "towel-heads".
Who had most to gain from 9/11?
Why would anyone in their right mind, who wanted to harm the U.S., terrorize our country if it only makes you stronger: Patriot Act, massive dispersal of troops, increased military spending (which by the way, Cheney, the Bush family and the Bin Laden family are directly benefitting from) and increased sense of nationalism. Why would any enemy of the United States create such petty attacks that would only strengthen your country?
Are you all completely blind to see that you are living in a camplete dictatorship?
Who said this:
Body: "The national government will maintain and defend the foundations on which the power of our nation rests. It will offer strong protection to Christianity as the very basis of our collective morality. Today, Christians stand at the head of our country. We want to fill our culture again with the Christian spirit. We want to burn out all the recent immoral developments in literature, in the theatre, and in the press--in short, we want to burn out the poison of immorality which has entered into our whole life and culture as a result of liberal excess during the past years." --- Pat Robertson? G.W. Bush? Nope....Adolph Hitler, July, 1933.
I'm sorry to preach, but unless you take time out to do some research into what your government is covering up, and continue to follow them, blindly believeing what your media tells you to believe, the more freedoms you will lose.
by a citisen at August 28, 2006 6:26 AM
To Allah's Soldier,
You do realize that the Koran attests that the Bible, is true. Later it speaks against Christianity. If this is truly the word of God, then the Koran contradicts itself, as do you. God cannot be wrong, therefore Islam must be wrong.
Please turn from you evil pagan ways and embrace a God of peace and love, not violence.
by A Christian at September 10, 2006 5:15 PM
I am 47. My parents divorce caused five girls and two boys of which I am the oldest boy and middle child to scramble to make sense of this life. I currently work with youth in a treatment facility. I was formerly a youth pastor. I have been in the military. I have been in leadership in the local church. THERE HAS BEEN ONE CONSTANT REALIZATION SINCE THE TIME I COULD USE ANY LOGIC. IF IT WERE NOT FOR THE LOVE, MERCY AND GRACE OF GOD WE WOULD HAVE KILLED EACH OTHER OFF LONG AGO. THE PURPOSE FOR OUR EXISTANCE IS NOT TO BE MORE POWERFULL, INTELLIGENT, ATTRACTIVE, OR BLOW EACH OTHER UP!
IT'S JUST EASIER TO LIVE FOR THESE OTHER THINGS WHICH REFLECT THE LOGIC OF HELL THAN TO LIVE SELFLESSLY WHICH IS THE LOGIC OF HEAVEN.
EVENTUALLY WE WILL ALL KNOW. ALL QUESTIONS WILL BE ANSWERED.
SOME PEOPLE LIVE TO BE 100. THAT IS ABOUT THE LIMIT OF THE WAIT.
MOST OF US WILL HAVE OUR QUESTIONS ANSWERED MUCH SOONER.
The ANSWER is coming!
by DAB at September 22, 2006 9:20 AM
hahahahahah small testicaless u middle eastern towell headed mo FUCKAAAA
by jake at January 5, 2007 6:00 PM
I pledge that I will personally kill that mother fucker Osama Fucking Bin Laden. I'm looking for that mother fucker right now. If you stand in front of him, you will meet the devil as well, so get out of the fucking way asshole.
Bin Laden Killer
by Bin Laden Killer at January 12, 2007 2:27 PM
WAKE UP IDIOTS!!! USE YOU THINKING SKILLS ...WHAT WAS BUSH'S MAIN CAMPAINE ISSUE "GAY MARRIGE" HE PLAYED ON YOUR FEAR OF FAGGOTS TO GET IN, THEN FUCKED YOU IN THE ASS, AND WENT OUT TO PLAY WAR AND SENT YOUR DEAD SON HOME IN A PRETTY PINE BOX. YOU LOSE!!!
THEN YOU RE-ELECTED THE PICE OF HELL BACK INTO OFFICE....HOPING THAT HE WOULD ONCE AGAIN FULFILL HIS PROMISE TO RE-WRITE THE CONSTITUTION STOPPING ANY CHANCE OF "GAY MARRIGE". BUT THIS TIME HE ADDED IN HIS SPEECHS TO THE AMERICAN IDIOTS HE WOULD NOT ONLY STOP GAY MARRIGE...BUT WOULD CLEANSE THE WORLD OF TERRIOSTS AND DRUG DEALERS. NOW YOUR OTHER SON IS SERVING A 10 YEAR SENTENCE FOR USING DOPE, OH NO!!! LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT FUCKED IN THE ASS TWICE AND THE SECOND TIME YOU TOOK YOUR SON WITH YOU!!! I JUST HOPE IT WAS AS GOOD FOR YOU AS IT WAS FOR ME!!
THE RIGHT IS WRONG...GET OUT AND VOTE
by CHUCK at February 14, 2007 11:30 AM
yo bin laden is ma dad and if u ever read this dad fuck u i hope u die and go to hell were the devil will fuck u in ur ass all fucking day rotten basterd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by jane doe at February 26, 2007 12:38 PM
fuck alla fuck you bin laden rest in hell. we win. god bless the fucking usa
by kevin at February 14, 2008 1:16 AM
ugh - after seeing those nekkid pics of osama i need to wash my eyes out with battery acid!
by lizardlips at February 20, 2008 6:58 PM