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(not naked) osama bin laden pic of the day

by mg at 05:23 PM on October 04, 2001

By now everyone has seen that picture of the tourist on the observation deck of the World Trade Center the morning of Septemeber 11th. You know, the picture where you can see one of the planes about to crash into the side of the WTC? A picture supposedly developed from a roll film in a camera that was found in the rubble?

Well, there are plenty of reasons to suspect the photo is a fake. For one, the plane is coming from the wrong direction. Secondly, the observation deck wasn't even open yet. To get up there, the guy would have had to fly. Unless he had a magic broomstick, like Harry Potter, or could jump as high as Michael Jordan, there would be no way he could been up there.

All the evidence points to the photograph being a phoney, a myth of such gigantic proportion it ranks up there with that rumor about a torrid lesbian love affair between Jolene Blalock and Jennifer Lopez. But, all of the evidence presented so far has been merely cicumstancial. But, our investigative journalists here at Bad Samaritan have done a little digging, and came across this photograph of the tourist with Osama bin Laden.

I think it must now be obvious that someone, probably bin Laden himself, used his mad photoshop skills to make it look like this guy, who, our CIA sources reveal, is a top ranking member of bin Laden's al Qaeda, was on the top of the WTC. I can't imagine why someone would perpetrate such a hoax, but I do know that when the United States finally mounts its counterstrike, they will both be targets of the hammer of Infinite Justice and America doesn't miss.

comments (15)

That fellow kind of resembles Woody Harrelson.

by SwingCheese at October 5, 2001 10:34 AM

now they're talking about a " measured response ". I thought we were at war !

And first you win the war, then you're compassionate, not the other way around. And what's this about feeding the enemy?

by KindlyRat at October 5, 2001 5:58 PM

Depends on how you measure !

by OTHERCHEEK at October 5, 2001 7:31 PM

Can we trade links? I'd love to use some of your pictures.


by valerie at October 8, 2001 7:41 PM

WTF, is up with all this "No right clicky" crap! LEMME COPY THE PIC!

by MOSka at October 31, 2001 11:48 PM

hi ..

make joke or make what ever u like , one day u will seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

by osama bin laden at November 26, 2001 1:27 PM

This picture is a fake

by Osama's Dad at October 21, 2002 9:07 PM


by OSAMA at June 25, 2003 4:18 AM


by Stealth Bomber at September 10, 2003 8:19 PM

amakuru ye osama ben laden

by fidele at March 4, 2005 9:10 AM

amakuru ye osama ben laden

by fidele at March 4, 2005 9:10 AM


by biafra boiy at July 8, 2005 10:11 AM

osama is dead i murdered him in his sleep ;)

by MUSLIMDESTROYER at September 17, 2005 10:10 AM

i wish i could have had sex with Osama hes sexy

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by Denise Marie King at January 28, 2009 2:35 AM

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