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They need a shrink more than me.

by zia at 09:00 PM on September 01, 2001

If mg reckons his dreams lackluster, I think mine's too garish. If only we could stick our foreheads together and transfer some of my overabundance armamentarium into his nocturnal reverie.......

I woke up this morning feeling awfully sad because:

Last night's dream was kinda heavy on the heart.

A gentle giant was in love with me but I wasn't confident enough to requite his devotion.

- He was so tall. I was only up to his nipples. We wanted to take a quiet walk down the beach. We tried but somehow ended up in somebody's backyard.

Badly spooked:

My 'mother-in-law' kept haunting me. I don't know how on earth I know and why the lady was my 'mother-in-law'. In my dreams, I just know and she just was.

- Every night after I spotted her floating aimlessly around the house, I would wake up the next morning to find my sleeping sister sucking my tits. Every morning! Fak!

Horribly embarassed:

I was 'driving'...until I 'cycled'.

- First it was a Toyota Ceres. The traffic lights took on the green hue and I was just going to push the pedal when my car suddenly transform into a kiddy tricycle and every one was honking madly behind me urging me to speed up!

Why can't I have more common themes that are more forgiving on the mind rather than wacky ones that brought me nothing but a profound sense of foolishness. Come to think of it, I strongly suspect my dream engineers are made up of nipple sucking toddlers. That would explain my horny sister and of course, the tricycle. Yes! Eureka!

Great, now I'll have to wait for another decade or so to enjoy 'adult material' in my dreams...

Fak.

comments (3)

I once had a dream that was a Jacques Cousteau documentary about having sex with fish - Jacques was narrating: Eet was a totally new sensation for zee feesh, but a familiar one for Phillipe and I. In the dream I was standing in waist deep warm water with fish swimming around my legs, listening to this - It *was* quite stimulating. Luckily I woke up (laughing my ass off) before I peed my bed.

by kd at September 1, 2001 10:49 PM


"Every night after I spotted her floating aimlessly around the house, I would wake up the next morning to find my sleeping sister sucking my tits"

Had I been an observer, then that sounds like one of MY dreams.

Seriously, sounds pretty normal . . .all types of symbols in there about being away from home for the first time and a young lady going through transformation . . .

by Charles at September 2, 2001 10:57 PM


I dream of Kitty.

by Richard at September 6, 2001 10:45 AM



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