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I am not Malay!

by zia at 05:38 PM on August 26, 2001

Its either this is a withdrawal symptom from my posting hiatus here or I'm just scared to approach my mounting case books. Another essay to be handed in in a jiffy.

* screams hysterically *

I did try though. I even attempted to flip the books open with my pencil. But ended up poking the book all the way into the gap between my bed and the wall. ( I study better in bed, erm, with exception of this case...). Truman Show was on the tube. I watched. But couldn't find joy in the shoes of a couch potato. When I think of my essay. I hide under my pillow. When I think of my essay again. I crawl under the duvet. When I think of my essay for the third time. I banged my head madly against Jim Carey's. Imagine my disappointment finding that I still live to do my homework.

Instead of screwing erratically and aimlessly around the net, I reckon it would do me and my time justice to post here. At least Iím rearranging my brain cells. Not towards the essay, unfortunately. But to desperately unburden the site of the want of reading material for all the lonely people out there. However meager.

Wata fak? I can spare some mental vomit for the site and not for my own marks accountable essay?

Before I launched WORD to cook this up, I was blogging furiously. After I shut WORD to post this up. Iíll resume my blogging frenzy. In Malay.

Yes, this is denial. This is my fugitive brain on the run.

To make things worse, my ulcers are still fakking my mouth and I couldnít eat proper meals to save my life.

Fak. Desperation in my own words. Lately.

Iíve been yakking in Malay all morning. Much to my siblings' bewilderment. Thatís weird. I distinctly remembered how the language had disowned me after years of abandonment, neglect and incompetency.

Wow. Hunger sure does wonders.

Check out a Malay chocolate candy jingle Iíve been humming all morning:

ď Gembira rasanya hati. Coklat cair dinikmati. Choki Choki. Enak sekali. Choki Choki, adik gemari! ď

Beats me.

A clip of my best rendition of a celebrated Malay song to those who are willing to fork out some cells to help me with my Law essay. And I will also promise to keep my croaking to its lowest minimum.

Yes. Desperation calls.

Or alternatively:

Mg, move your ass a bit and make some space for me. You got company.

comments (6)

"Minum milo anda jadi sihat and kuat...."

And the damn theme to Indiana Jones running in my head everytime I run to catch the train in the maze-like subways of New York.

by Anduriel at August 27, 2001 1:34 PM


Holy cow!

That Milo jingle too!

by zia at August 29, 2001 4:24 AM


Susu cap junjung, emak mengandung, minum susu tepung, perut macam gunung.. yada yada..

by just someone at June 3, 2003 6:24 AM


Can't believe someone who is not a native or have worked in malaysia r indonesia knows the language!

by liny at April 29, 2005 9:37 AM


You must be one of those fucking keling. Balik india le!!!!

by MALAY at September 10, 2005 12:57 PM


mak kao punye puki

by moksam at October 28, 2005 5:18 AM



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