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by mg at 12:34 PM on June 21, 2001

Welcome to the second installment of Sex Machines. For the benefit of our readers who visit from public terminals or their working cubicles, who might be embarrassed to be found looking at a picture of 19 inch spiked dildo, this, and all future installments of Sex Machines will include images in pop-up windows.


Charles Barlow of Tucson, Arizona, had his patent for a vaginal harpoon tube invention accepted in 1979. His device was meant to prevent or deter rape through a passive means, i.e., one that would fight back, whether the victim was able to or not.

prongThe vaginal harpoon tube is shaped like a sheath and is meant to be inserted into the vagina. The device consists of a plastic plug embedded with a surgical steel shaft. The steel shaft is fitted with double harpoon barbs at its point.

When inserted, the device, which has no moving parts, depended on the would-be rapist to impale his own penis on the waiting spike. The harder the assailant's initial thrust, the deeper the harpoon will penetrate the offending penis.

The device is also available in a three-prong version.

I'd think even the single prong version would teach a fella not to stick his bits where they aren’t wanted. I fully support the use of this device. Though, I can see how it could be used for evil. Roving women, on the hunt for the “great white whale” that got away. Just don't call me Ishmael.

comments (29)


by MrAnonymous at June 21, 2001 1:13 PM

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by bri at June 21, 2001 1:30 PM

Yeah, but what about my other orifices?

by Shar at June 22, 2001 12:39 PM

I think all your orifices are lovely Shar.

by mg at June 22, 2001 1:16 PM

Let's talk about your other orifices !

by KindlyRat at June 24, 2001 4:13 PM

Im a blogger newbie. How do you add all these extras like a section like "Add your comments" to your site? Is the template you selected or do you just know HTML and therefore you know the codes/tags to use? I've been to webmonkey briefly to get some help but haven't spent too much time at the site.

P.S.- I'm a full-time college student but not young - I'm 43. However, I've been on the Net since around '94/'95. I love the Net but don't consider myself a geek.



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by JL at October 16, 2001 8:28 PM

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by Mandy at October 19, 2001 1:29 PM

Damn..thats some cool Sh*t man...shar..u have nice orifices!1

by Tristan at November 1, 2001 11:46 AM

Great Idea! Get the blood of a rapist inside your vagina... cracking. Get on with inventing something that stops him getting in there in the first place perhaps.....

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by Amanda at June 5, 2002 3:29 PM

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by Blond_chikki at June 7, 2002 10:09 AM

oww, and i think sometimes it can be good but like the dude said the girl could do it to a guy for revenge or something.

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by john at October 17, 2002 5:12 PM

How about a vaginal "stun gun"? Or maybe a condom that is hot-wired?

by kevinb at December 31, 2002 12:05 PM

A version of this that doesn't cause the man to kill the woman he's try to rape.

Drunk rapist runs warm steel up his dick. Drunk man is drunk, so while he's in an unbelievable amount of pain, can still function well enough to fucking kill you. Great, great. Better would be one that injects date rape drugs. Just imagine the fun to be had there. Woman with unconscious rapist. Hmmm. I wonder just how many household items can be stuffed up somone's ass at once. Build the device and maybe we'll find out.

Hate to be the guy with the girl who forgets she has it in place...

by bob at January 18, 2003 9:17 PM

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by Chuck Schell at January 20, 2003 11:58 PM

I like, anal beeds, I like penis harpoons, I like BJ's in the Oval orifice, I like stained dresses, I love a rainy night, such a beautiful site...

And yes Virginia, there is a Vagina but not every Vagina belongs in Virginia.

by Ex-Pres Clinton at May 5, 2003 4:03 PM

Owie!!!!! I don't have a penis, but goodgawdaah-mightee, that looks like some painfull-ass shit!!!!

by tracy at September 3, 2003 2:56 PM

I'll just wear a little helmet...thank you! Come again!

by g at September 3, 2003 10:42 PM

Now that's a pussy with teeth !!

by at October 4, 2003 3:37 AM

how 'bout a patent on the Kevelar condom ??

by at October 4, 2003 3:39 AM


by xxx at December 2, 2003 4:58 PM

I'd like to see the one with the 22 caliber installed.

by jeffrey blum at February 23, 2004 7:08 PM

I think it would be better is it was som kinda vaginal glue then the rapist would get stuck up there untill the police arrived to take him away. also does this invention com in a form to prevent ass rape, which is a growing problem around where i live?

by THOMAS at February 24, 2004 9:26 AM

What would happen to the guy who got his dick harpooned and hes to pee? What happens there?

by hellokitty12345 at April 28, 2004 12:01 AM

Stick with the devices on toyslove.com, they're safer ;)

by warmandfuzzy at April 23, 2005 8:14 AM

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