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i never thought i'd see you naked : Sally Field

by mg at 02:42 PM on June 10, 2001

I feel kind of honored, and okay, possibly a little aroused, to present the latest and most distinguished entry in the “I never thought I’d see you naked” picture gallery. This week, Bad Samaritan is proud to present Sally Field nude.

Sally started her career in 1965 playing the spunky Gidget on the television screen, which is ironic considering that after you see this this pic, I’m sure some of you will be playing your gidget and spunking on the screen while imagining a 69 with Sally

She then went on to star as The Flying Nun. I’m sure I could come up with some sort of comment about naked nuns and things flying onto habits, but I’d hate to jeopardize my already precipitous grasp on eternal salvation.

After that, she did some other things, including: win two academy awards, one for Norma Rae and another for Places in the Heart, which brought about the famous “You like me, you really like me!” acceptance speech (which I copped for the title of a post earlier in the week), star as the multiple personality disorder victim and perpetual punch line Sybil, have sex with Burt Reynolds, and tell Forest Gump that “Life is like a box of chocolates.” I bet her box smells like chocolate.

Most recently, she has had a recurring guest role on ER, playing the “Crazy Mom.” And let me tell you, I don’t care if she is nearly 90, I had to perform a little surgery of my own watching her on ER. I don’t know what it is, but crazy chicks just make me hot.

comments (20)

zowie! what a pic!

hey, i might be 25 years old and staying in my mom's basement because my new place doesnt have a phone jack, or a mattress to sleep on even, and hey, i bummed 3 great meals off my mom in the last two days, and seeing the picture of sally field reminded me of the scene in norma rae when she was sweaty and protesting and i when i squinted real hard, i could swear those were her nipples thru that drenched little tshirt. i just finished myself off and got some on the keyboard. but that doesnt make me a loser does it?

by tom at June 11, 2001 12:13 AM

This disturbs me. Not because SF is not a fine looking woman - but because my mother bears a great resembalance to Sally. Check it:


So do I curse you or thank you for the dreams I'll be having?

by Charles at June 11, 2001 3:00 AM

that is not sally field

by bf at August 15, 2001 9:36 PM

The Fake Detective indicates on his page that the photo of SF you posted is not here - check SF out in the movie Stay Hungry with A R N O L D (i.e before he became the Terminator) instead ...

by UghMaster at September 4, 2001 9:43 PM

where did you get that pic?? Thats Not sally, thats me.

by norma mitchell at December 1, 2001 7:20 PM

man!!! sally feild naked rulz!!! i would like for her to put a little "smokey on my bandit"

by powerage at December 28, 2001 9:28 AM

I am looking for the picture(s) you mentioned above. Are they still available?

by ron at May 3, 2002 11:19 AM

Huh Huh Huh Huh Huh Huh Huh Huh Huh Huh
Uhmmmmm..... Demi, I'm not lookin' at anything.

by Asshton Kutchie at July 16, 2003 2:22 AM

Mmmmmmmmmm....... Sally Field.

by Jonman at July 16, 2003 2:25 AM

Sally Field is the ultimate GMILF!!!!!
Near 60 and looking like a total babe!!!

by MILF Hunter at August 2, 2003 12:15 AM

DAMN! SHE'S SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by hhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaa at November 17, 2004 11:01 PM

That is not sally field, please check the "fake detective". This is a very old, already debunked photo.

by hannibal at May 1, 2005 1:30 PM


by hannibal at May 1, 2005 1:36 PM

that photo is from the 1950s. sally would have been 10 - 14 years old. fantisize its a good resemblance but SF. look at sally fields ears and the go back to this photo. The big give away is this photo does not have sallys distinctive nose or cheekbones. ALSO TO MUCH FLAB ON THE ASS. sally would have been alot better than that.

by waterbornranger at July 13, 2007 1:44 PM


by dave at July 18, 2007 10:06 PM

dear sally i love you and have been a good fan of yours for a long time

by joe cirello at August 29, 2007 1:31 AM

Close, but no cigar. Would love to see the real thing.

by Captain America at September 20, 2007 2:20 PM

Wow any picture of her from anytime would be appreciated!Hot Work at Home Mom Getting busy at Home Business!

by John L. at December 18, 2007 7:18 AM

Ive had a thing for older woman since I was 12 and I would love to date Sally Field, She is 30 years older than me and I would love to be seen out in public with Her, Ecspecially wearing a tight thin shirt without a bra. I bet those boobs are nice and saggy, with constant semi-hard nipples, pointing towards the ground and jiggling when She walks! I wonder if She can still conceive? I would go bareback with Her and be proud to Father Her baby, bonus if She would marry me!

by Jaime at January 5, 2008 11:53 AM

This is MOST definitely NOT Sally Field. Not her body type.

by troll here at October 12, 2008 11:01 PM

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