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Shar: Trend Pimp Extrordinaire

by shar at 11:42 PM on May 20, 2001

So I'm reading up on Bad Samaritan, and I'm thinkin', "Hey! Why don't I do more with my site? I could be an internet rockstar." Then a few points hit me:

  1. I suck at design.
  2. I'm lazy.
  3. I'm really really lazy.
  4. Internet rockstars get weird-ass e-mail.

Anyway, I guess I'm writing to offset Snaggle's masculinity.


That kid probably spends more time in the bathroom than I do and has better-manicured nails. Personally, I closely identify with nine-year-old boys, with my bizarre affinity to video games, comic books, and Gillian Anderson. Maybe I should start a support group. I'm sure there are other women like me, aren't there?

comments (6)

Do you have a little sister? About 13 or 14? And if so, can I take her to the prom?

by Charles at May 21, 2001 3:25 AM

tell me something I don't know...

by Tri at May 21, 2001 9:44 AM

Shar, admit it, you're not trend pimp. The TRUE trend pimps all write for stickybuffallo! Bwahahaha!

by Drywall at May 21, 2001 9:33 PM

What the hell?! Why is everyone trying to start fights with me recently?

I'll teach them!

[begin cheesy karate movie overdub]You think your kung fu is as good as ours?! Ha, ha! Your stickybuffalo style is no match for my Bad Samaritan style! I will crush you... [end cheesy karate movie overdub]

by mg at May 21, 2001 10:06 PM

Hey now kids... there's enough trendpimpage© to go around... play nice. No more kung fu, mg.

by snaggle at May 22, 2001 10:53 AM

this site rules!!!

by chachi at November 8, 2003 9:22 PM

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