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Shar: Trend Pimp Extrordinaire
by shar at 11:42 PM on May 20, 2001
So I'm reading up on Bad Samaritan, and I'm thinkin', "Hey! Why don't I do more with my site? I could be an internet rockstar." Then a few points hit me:
- I suck at design.
- I'm lazy.
- I'm really really lazy.
- Internet rockstars get weird-ass e-mail.
Anyway, I guess I'm writing to offset Snaggle's masculinity.
That kid probably spends more time in the bathroom than I do and has better-manicured nails. Personally, I closely identify with nine-year-old boys, with my bizarre affinity to video games, comic books, and Gillian Anderson. Maybe I should start a support group. I'm sure there are other women like me, aren't there?
Do you have a little sister? About 13 or 14? And if so, can I take her to the prom?
by Charles at May 21, 2001 3:25 AM
tell me something I don't know...
by Tri at May 21, 2001 9:44 AM
Shar, admit it, you're not trend pimp. The TRUE trend pimps all write for stickybuffallo! Bwahahaha!
by Drywall at May 21, 2001 9:33 PM
What the hell?! Why is everyone trying to start fights with me recently?
I'll teach them!
[begin cheesy karate movie overdub]You think your kung fu is as good as ours?! Ha, ha! Your stickybuffalo style is no match for my Bad Samaritan style! I will crush you... [end cheesy karate movie overdub]
by mg at May 21, 2001 10:06 PM
Hey now kids... there's enough trendpimpage© to go around... play nice. No more kung fu, mg.
by snaggle at May 22, 2001 10:53 AM
this site rules!!!
by chachi at November 8, 2003 9:22 PM