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macauly culkin : porn star

by mg at 03:51 PM on December 18, 2000

If Macauly Culkin had been a porn star instead of a child star his IMDB listing might look something like this:

Actor - filmography

(1990s) (1980s)

  1. Getting Even with Dad by Having Sex with Mom (1994) .... Timmy Gleason

  2. Dickie

    Dick (1994) .... Dickie Dick

  3. Pagemasturbator, The (1994) .... Richard Tyler

  4. Nutlicker, The (1993) .... The Nutlicker ... aka George Balanchine's The Nutlicker (1993) (USA: complete title)

  5. Good Lay, The (1993) .... Henry

  6. Homo Alone 2: Lost in New York's East Village (1992) .... Kevin McCallister

  7. "Fish Kid" (1991) TV Series (voice) .... Nicholas McClary

  8. Black and Blue (1991) (V) .... Kid

  9. My Girl and Her Girlfriend (1991) .... Thomas J. Sennett

  10. Only the Lonely (1991) .... Billy

  11. Jacob's Dildo (1990) (uncredited) .... Gabe ... aka Dante's Inferno (1990)

  12. Homo Alone (1990) .... Kevin 'Kev' McCallister

  13. See You with the Morning Wood (1989) .... Billy Livingstone

  14. Uncle

    Fuck (1989) .... Miles Russell

  15. Rocket Gaybraltar (1988) .... Cy Blue Black

comments (12)

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by Victor Sultas at August 28, 2003 6:50 AM

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by orospu çocuğu at March 31, 2004 12:04 PM

Great star, dont you think....

by Kittens Adult Sex Toys & Bondage Gear at April 3, 2004 4:04 PM

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by Tiffany at April 12, 2004 2:12 PM

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by tosing_nutcase@hotmail.com at April 27, 2004 12:32 AM

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by Gogulas at September 26, 2004 5:45 AM

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by Dems Rulz at November 20, 2004 11:47 PM

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by Ash at November 29, 2004 7:36 PM

help me , i m in araçatuba SP from BRASIL, i d like to be actress please from cinema my address: street jose bezerra de lima 926,
Bairro: planalto
cep: 16035-480
araçatuba -SP

by debora silva at December 18, 2004 11:57 AM

You're an idiot what do you do all day other than publish such nonsense when I have my way all the internet shall be purged of it's evils

by superfly at August 14, 2005 2:55 PM

no lo puedo creer,tu haciendo eso macaulay?que bajo has caido,tan guapo que estas y haciendo eso

by andrea valenzuela at August 12, 2006 8:04 PM


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