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The time of reckoning is nigh upon us

by mg at 02:51 PM on October 04, 2000

I watched the dabate last night. Is it just me, or is Al Gore not the spitting image (at least vocally) of Mr.Garrison from South Park? All he needs to do to complete the look is to wear Lieberman as a hand puppet. He'd sure get the youth vote that way. And the fisting vote.

Anyway, a friend of mine sent me this website - check it out.

Its stuff about the election here in the States. But for all you foreigners, or resident aliens, or 14 year old boys just looking for porn, it isn't a boring site - they have a survey! That's always a fun way to kill a couple minutes and waste some precious precious bandwidth. You should take the poll.

62 John Hagelin
61 Harry Browne
56 George W. Bush
55 David McReynolds
54 Alan Keyes
52 Howard Phillips
48 Patrick J. (Pat) Buchanan
45 Ralph Nader
42 Albert Gore Jr.

I've never heard of those first two guys, which means I'd be throwing my vote away if I went for either of them. George

W it is. It must be, the poll told me so. And the inter-net doesn't lie. Oh, no, the Internet would never lie to me, not like evil TV.

I like that Al Gore came in dead last. Behind Ralph Nader and Pat Buchanan. And the socialist even. I mean, who would ever vote for a socialist?

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Its going to be fun and rewarding to be the President of The United Sates of America someday. First I need to be Mayor of Cleveland, Ohio someday Well, God Bless and take care of each other. Sincerely, Jeffrey Newman Price

by Jeffrey Price at May 25, 2003 10:18 AM

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