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My so-called love life
by rayanne at 04:41 PM on March 30, 2003
Okay, my first post went over like the proverbial lead balloon, but I'm ready for further punishment.
See, a few weeks ago I was kvetching to MG about a boy I'd been fooling (emphasis on fool) around with. This boy reads my blog, so I couldn't vent much about the emotional turbulence he was inflicting upon me on my own site. While I've had to restrain at times myself from writing on my site about other people I've dated or slept with or what-have-you, this time it was particularly chafing, since my entanglement with the aforementioned boy is the messiest sexual/romantic/whatever brouhaha I've had since starting my blog. And I said something like "I wish I had a secret blog where I could write about the stuff I don't want to write about on my own site because it involves people I know who read it or because stuff I just don't want too many of my friends to know. I think I'd call it My So-Called Love Life." And MG said something like, "Well, hell, bitching about our love lives is a goodly chunk of what we do at BadSamaritan." Thusly, Rayanne was born. It fits. She was such a mess, that Rayanne.
Of course, there's no way I could ever usurp Linz's rightful title as the Carrie Bradshaw of BadSamaritan, but I hope that if I vent here once in a while you'll be okay with that.
And Anna already busted my cover (well, I busted it myself, really) and Lockheed HATES me. Good start, eh?
comments (8)
Get into the details and maybe Lockheed will like you better.
by MrBlank at March 30, 2003 6:43 PM
Agreed. We can't fix or make light of your problem unless we know the particulars. And don't mind Lockheed, his mood varies like the weather. Eviltom is the one to worry about. Love that pix. Website address?
by Anna at March 30, 2003 7:42 PM
If she gives us the web address someone might mess up & comment there with THIS web address & lead the wrong people from that website back to this one... right?
Just a thought.
Rayanne, I would be relieved if another girl got on here talking nonstop about her dating debauchery, to make me feel like I am not totally insane. And I enjoyed your first post, but want you to type up a sample dialogue of phone sex with RandomGuy.
by Linz at March 30, 2003 8:13 PM
No worry about Eviltom. Eviltom good. He good. People like. What else people like? Boobie pics. Rayanne post boobie pics. Or else people not like Rayanne. Yes. It sad, but it true. Listen to Eviltom. He your friend. He helping you. He want people like you. He like you too. He like boobie pic more. People like boobie pic more. Strange world out there.
by Eviltom at March 30, 2003 10:20 PM
Only thing better than boobie pics : RealBoobies (well, it has nothing to do with the topic but I had to have an opinion, right?)
by necropethamenos at March 31, 2003 3:20 AM
Someone you 'fool' around with shouldn't cause 'EMOTIONAL turbulence', unless you have been 'touched' in a way, and I don't mean 'realboobsex stuff', I mean, chemistry a la approaching affection. So I can't accept the remainder of your post, 'except', the word, THUSLY. I adore that word. The terseness of that sentence. I can't think, pouch sounds like ouch. Pouch is word that you say over too many times it makes no sense. Pouch as in a type of bag. Wolf Blitzer wouldn't change his name for a billion dollars. Christian Amanpour is a terribly annoying name. Missy Misdemeanor Elliot is a great name for a fat bitch. Candy Crawley is a fat bitch and they only show her face. I hedged the Missy Eliot comment with the Candy Crawley comment, because one is black, the other white, but now, I have to poke fun at fat MEN or Linz will get PETA after me. 147est. Getting ready for a pathetic ISM number tomorrow(formerly known as NAPM or napalm(manufacturing). That's all Lockheed cares about. I wouldn't be surprised if RAYANNE becomes RAY-MANNA in a few months. And then her/his POSTS get really VILE and GOOD, and UTTERLY Excellent.
by LOCKHEED at April 1, 2003 1:49 AM
Yeah, thusly is one of my favorite words. But it's queer when someone uses it in spoken form, like "ergo" or "tantamount."
by Anna at April 2, 2003 6:29 PM
We are not pleased with Christian Amanpour poor journalism during the morning of the Pope. She tried to challenge christians faith by asking questions that are not relevent to the event at hand. I am so pleased that christians were able to answer her questions for skillfully than a trained journalist. He has broken the rule of journalism by being bias and forcing her personal views on others. Shameful
by Mic at April 5, 2005 2:49 AM