bad samaritan : naked osama bin laden picture of the day

naked osama bin laden picture of the day

The old equation for Internet success has always been tits = hits. But in these post 9-11 days all the old rules are out the window. Apparently, the future is a strange and mysterious place where people don’t want to see pictures of naked nude preteen lesbians, but would rather read jokes or cartoons about Afghanistan and Osama bin Laden, see body parts from the World Trade Center, or play games that let you beat up terrorists.

So, in keeping with Bad Samaritan’s long hit slutting tradition, I’ll cave in to peer pressure and give Google, Yahoo, and all the rest exactly what they want. But, since this is bad samaritan, not only will I give the people what they want, I’ll take it one step further.

I don’t care what people are saying, tits still mean hits but, for the time being, Osama bin Laden means more hits. So, I thought, why not meld the two together? If Surreally is getting an extra 400 hits a day for people looking for Osama bin Laden jokes, how many hits will we get from people looking for preteen naked lesbian bin Ladens? That is why we are introducing the Naked Osama bin Laden Picture of the Day.

We will continue to post up nude pictures of Osama bin Laden every day until he is brought to justice. Or people get bored of it.

October 24 Miss. Taliban contest and flag burning
October 23 Taliban Singles Online
October 21 How to determine if you've got anthrax
October 12 (the Osama bin Laden and Touristguy Halloween costumes)
October 10 (conspiracy theories and Osama frolicking in the sand)
October 9 (not a naked picture at all - Fucked Country)
October 4 (Vacation pictures of Osama and the guy from that hoax pic of the tourist at top of the WTC right before the plane crashed into it)
October 1 (Osama doing a naughty pole dance)
September 29 (the bin Laden / Nostradamus connection)
September 28 (no picture - temporarily shut down by the FBI)
September 27 (bin Laden bathing and getting dressed)
September 26 (a post boob job bin Laden with no top and daisy dukes)
September 25 (an older picture, before bin Laden's rack had fully developed)