bad advice / how to

Are you so desparate for advice that you would be willing to ask someone with absolutely no training, compassion, or desire to help other human beings? I know, me too!

Whether about finance, sex, family, employment, education or more sex, we have got all the answers. We just need your questions. So ask away.

Bad advice:
Alternatives to condoms, information your parents you'd got an STD, and how to make the sex
unloved and unemployed
love in war time
clearing up a nasty case of gamophobia
You and me and her, simultaneous loving baby
What would Bogie do?
Dont celebrate the hole
Yum yum, give me some
Ask a stupid question
It happens to a lot of guys
Cant get no less than jake
Prom is good for only one thing
This cheating heart

How to...
...write a cover letter
...end spam email forever.
...economize.
...drink.
...tell if you've got anthrax.
...swim with the sharks.
...treat your dysfunctional woman.
...summer fashion for fatties.
...the paula poundstone guide to childcare.
...be a role model for today's youth.
...care for your kitty.
...quit your job. (and part two)