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by anna at 05:28 PM on December 09, 2006
Alan "You can call me Al" Ja-Zeera is reporting that Osama has split with Al-K-Duh and is now out on his own sporting the rap moniker G-Hod. He has been following that Russian spy deal very closely. So have I.
Seems an outspoken critic of Vlad "The Impaler" Poo Tin bought it after ingesting an LSD-level amount of some radioactive poison. (How cool is it to have earned a nickname like The Impaler?)
Now, a lot of stuff is bad. For instance, this is bad. We can stipulate that so is this. And of course this is the absolute worst. Can you believe that Sevigney really fucked that scuzbag on film? Career suicide. Now she's gonna play a nun or something.
So anyway Poo Tin is pissed cuz this guy keeps saying that the Russian government torched some occupied apartment buildings and blamed it on Chechyens as an excuse to genocide them. Poo Tin denies the allegations as well as having offed his critic.
But everyone was saying the poison was something unique to the Russian government, so Poo Tin must have been behind it, right? Stands to reason: Silence critic with this totally lethal stuff that only you have and send a brutally clear message to anybody who might be thinking about leveling similar allegations against the new Tsar, nyeh?
It turns out that isn't true.
And that is what is piquing G-Hod's curiosity. How much do you get for $69 + S/H? How do you get it into an infidel without killing yourself? Oh that's right, it doesn't matter. You can infect 72 virgins with this stuff. What a deal?
comments (4)
So I can buy this deadly poison that kills everyone who gets a whiff of it but can find nary a copy of OJ's If I Had Done It...Here's What Happened? What gives here? I need a copy now. Somebody is holding out.
by anna at December 10, 2006 10:55 AM
I dunno, Anna, I can sell you about 50 OJ future contracts and some pulp spreads if you want.
by LOCKHEED at December 11, 2006 3:20 PM
I mean, I got offload these, and I want to do it all at once, but that will totally kill me for another year.... so if you'd like to take the other side, call me up, we'll do a 'swap' outside of the exchange.
by lockheed at December 11, 2006 3:21 PM
Do you really have OJ copies? Because I want them. And I will pay.
by anna at December 12, 2006 7:18 AM