Me and my buddies have a new hobby. All ow me to explain.
On weekends our local elementary school is overrun by Mexicans, El Salvadorans and Guatamalens. They gather to play soccer, picnic, guzzle Corona, litter and ogle women with bulbous asses, too-tight jeans and flashy belts.
My friend went online and purchased INS shorts and walkie-talkies. He used stencils to make a bilingual placard that reads Immigration and Naturalization Service. (I assume they were being sarcastic when they called this menace a service, like the Internal Revenue Service.)
Every few Sundays we'll put the placard on his white van and pull up to the school. Then we'll jump out and start jabbering on our walkie-talkies and looking ultra-serious. It is hilarious to watch the mass stampede that ensues.
Next time tke your video camera. I'd love to see the footage. Man that image made me laugh.
by Long Time Lurker at October 23, 2006 9:45 AM
THAT is fucking funny.
Please VIDEOTAPE your next SUNDAY OUTING.
by LOCKHEED at October 23, 2006 6:21 PM
Well, you'd probably like me to tape a visit to the local strip club and post it on You Tube too. But they won't allow it.
by anna at October 26, 2006 7:32 AM
I can see pussy anytime.
I don't get to see illegals getting rousted enough.
by Long Time Lurker at October 26, 2006 9:31 AM
Speaking of strippers, er, exotic dancers, I have a claim for one. Do you think that strippers are legally "employees" of the club? The club doesn't pay them, they provide their own work clothes, design their own routines and doesn't require them to show up regularly.
by anna at October 29, 2006 9:16 AM
I think they are considered "contractors" and as such probably rent a space to ply their trade.
God Bless America.
by Long Time Lurker at October 29, 2006 12:33 PM
That is my company's story and we're sticking with it. But it gets tricky when the more upscale joints take a cut of the tips.
by anna at November 1, 2006 7:22 PM
Why is the man always puttin me down.
Always gotta have a piece of my action.
Ain't fair I say Ain't fair at all.
by Long Time Lurker at November 3, 2006 7:31 PM