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Takin more than her share she had me fighting for air
by anna at 05:57 PM on August 30, 2006
Now that Splashing in the Gene Pool: A Lighthearted Look at Evolution Genetics and Racism is a wrap, I am developing the outline for my new pseudo-scientific opus. It's working title is I Smell a Wet Pussy: A Study of Female Arousal.
I have some possible chapter titles, including Extreme Arousal: Nymphomaniacs and Gang-Bangers. Also, Total Turnoffs and Why Gene Simmons Has Bagged Thousands of Babes. Oh, and Surprise Her While She's Sound Asleep and a Slap in the Face Always Means Yes and Beat Her Up.
Some tongue on that guy. He could catch files with it if he wanted to. Makes even Michael Jordan's seem puny.
Do you think this would pass Barnes and Noble or Amazon.com muster? Or would censors get their panties in a wad?
comments (2)
I think Random House is looking precisely for this type of manuscript.
by LOCKHEED at August 31, 2006 2:23 PM
Funny but they haven't returned my calls. Though one literary agent did take the time to write a personalized rejection note telling me that if I ever sent her anything else she'd have me arrested.
by anna at August 31, 2006 5:48 PM