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I get away, almost every day with what the girls call...murder
by anna at 09:56 AM on August 08, 2006
Once I posted something and one Jaded Ju commented thusly: "This is so wrong, on so many levels, that I don't even know where to begin." My son and I still use that line frequently, as when watching America's Got Talent. See if you can ID the quadruple-insult in the passage below.
Heaping mounds of evidence to bolster Darwin's theory of evolution have failed to dissuade many people from stubbornly clinging to those quaint Adam and Eve notions known and decried in snooty, insular scientific circles as "creationism." Such respectable pollsters as Pew and Gallup have been grilling folks for years about their views on the origin of the species. For 20 years, attitudes have scarcely wavered a whit. 40-50 percent of the American public would agree that God created humans in pretty much their present form within the last 10,000 years. A slightly higher percentage believes that humans evolved from lesser species over untold eons. The rest readily admit their ignorance.
One might liken non-scientists' attitude toward evolution to the disconcerting knowledge of that uniquely American legacy of lynching. From history lessons we're aware that in the dark days following our oxymoronic Civil War, freemen suspected of splitting demure Southern belles in two were hustled to the outskirts of town and strung up from sycamore trees. Just as wives know deep in their hearts that hidden somewhere within their home is a cache of nasty porn, to which their husbands jerk off regularly. Oh it's factual alright. But there are some tawdry matters we'd rather not ponder let alone grasp. This would include great-great-great-great... grandpa being a raucous, shit-hurling... monkey. Ignorance is indeed bliss. The less one learns, the less unpleasant reality one must face.
comments (9)
Your excerpt from you book is total nihilism....
...I don't know... I still wish to throw up dry shit horse or dog, or monkey(at Central Park ZOo), and rub it all over my face and dive into the Polar Bear Tank.
by lockheed at August 8, 2006 4:48 PM
You always say you're smart and now I believe you. You can spell excerpt without Spell Check. How about that fancy scientific word for an artificial limb? p-r-o, er, I dunno. Or how about that stuff they give you b4 an operation? a-n-a, er, I dunno.
by anna at August 9, 2006 6:13 PM
that stuff b4 operations? Fucking COX I and COX II inhibitors... knock you the fuck out....
I have an articial body part. My partial denture. I think the term is 'CYBORG'.
by Lockheed at August 10, 2006 2:27 PM
Gah! Robot men! It's the end of the world! And such a bleak and hopeless one at that...
Long time no see, though I'm not sure whether "It's good to be back" would be appropriate.
by CloneReject1138 at August 10, 2006 6:04 PM
Welcome back Carter.....
You're back..... good or bad..... is all relative binary.
by LOCKHEED at August 10, 2006 6:09 PM
I think the word you are looking for is prosthetic. Whether or not that is spelled correctly is anyone's guess.
by mg at August 10, 2006 7:09 PM
ANNA: Since MG will never let me POST, I'm going to COMMENT my POST right here, and can you please 'cut and paste' it, and make it your new post courtesy of LOCKHEED?
Here goes, TITLE:
Everytime I Think I got it made, the taste was not so sweet...
The British gent met the Duchess of Hanover at a tea party, and they spoke of Tories and Whigs, but never understood a word, because they stared into each others eyes... later that night, they went to a Masquerade Ball in the Tower of London, he as King Louis of France, she, well as a Bunny.... they performed the most elegant foxtrot... and he kissed her goodnight.... In the middle of the night, she awoke from a lovely dream, to find the man upon her, with his thick British accent, saying with the smell of scotch on his breathe,"You dirty slut... You have a pussy in your mouth, and a fucking cock in your cunt.."
by LOCKHEED at August 10, 2006 9:47 PM
How would a pussy get in you mouth?, least ye meant a feline. I must admit I've had no such experience in my life(nor any experience anywhere simlar to it)
But you won't mock, will ya? You fellas is swell.
by Clonereject11138 at August 11, 2006 5:38 PM
I tried but couldn't copy it without having all the other comments mixed in. MG I think there's another t in there, like protsthetic or something like that.
Maybe a girl was straddling her face like a gymnast up on the balance beam. Grinding her.
by anna at August 12, 2006 2:02 PM