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A squirming dog who's just had her day
by anna at 02:13 PM on August 12, 2006
Everyone heard about this girl's revelation about having dated this hunk and yet remaining an intact virgin. I'd like to put my belated two cents in on the contretemps that ensued.
First off, what is the deal with valuing inexperienced, fumbling virgins who only bleed all over your crisp linen sheets. Why are Muslims willing to blow themselve up to cavort with 72 of these losers?
Second, Derek Jeter is gay. Just kidding. But you've got to know that while Lima was away on exotic photo shoots he was balling every Puerto Rican in New York. He probably didn't have a drop left to spare her.
Thirdly, while her story seems implausible at best, it is at least possible. If so I wonder whether it ws one of those technicality deals like in elementary school these days. You know, anal/oral virgins and such. These girls have been hammered more times than a railroad spike but just not... down there. Maybe that was the case with the Jeter-Lima Affair. Perhaps she'd walk out of his mansion dripping from mouth and ass but with her hymen happily intact.
Does it make any more sense now?
Every girl I ever dated put out within a couple weeks. But back then it ws the other actions that were reserved for special occasions or for guys you were seriously dating, which meant you'd seen the inside of their homes. My how times have changed.
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Ah, she's the slut, bong! It's nothing biological, it's just a decision to revert to virginhood. They'll declare the hymen was damaged horse riding, or after a nasty fall, but swear blind they've never been touched by a man. "I've been in relationships but... well... y'know it never felt right. So we never did it"
Indeed. We with our tiny brains could be so convinced of it, we'll swear blind that everything down there was appropriately virgin-esque... later we might learn the truth, but we're so dumb we'd contest it. She was a virgin! I took it from her... me! *jibber*
Ah Lima, who cares? She could have had a legion of truckers pump their way through her, you wouldn't be questioning her declarations of being a virgin, you'd be nodding and agreeing with everything she'd said... then upon joining the list of names that have been through there... you suddenly grow deaf to everything she has to say. :)
by Ex Crimson guard NCO at August 13, 2006 7:30 PM