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Better jump down a manhole
by anna at 08:56 PM on May 17, 2006
Always I return to a website I ran across back when MG included links on his site. I am notoriously gunshy when it comes to surfing the net and for good reason. Countless times my computer network has been downed by viruses and cookies and spyware and other difficulties. I also have the problem with my wife's virulent hatred of porn in any form. If I click on any iffy site by mistake while doing research for my scholarly book Splashing in the Gene Pool: A Lighthearted Look at Genetics, Evolution and Racism, then I have to delete my entire cache. That is one reason I've been away so long. There are others.
Anyway the blog has the tagline that goes something like this: Every girl is pretty when her face is slathered with cum. Who thinks up this kind of shit? Is it really true? If so is it inherently demeaning to women in general? Let's get your thoughts on this important social issue.
In my more recent travels I've also run across the existence of ligers and tigons, oh my. And like the face-cum thing, I just don't know what to make of this. For one thing I'd thought that each food chain needed one species at the top. Not lions and tigers mingling and breeding.
As usual I find myself rubbing my face like Vinny Barbarino and muttering, "I'm so confused."
This site isn't dead, it's just on hiatus. All its supporters need to rally and comment or else MG will shut it down.
Just kidding.
comments (11)
You look beautiful with cum on your face but then I had to wipe the screen off. Sorry about that.
I was looking for goat porn. With Mariah Carey.
by Long Time Lurker at May 18, 2006 9:50 AM
That's gross. I'd say Maybe before you Masturbated to Climax, looking at a girl with sperm on her face might get you perked up. But after jerking off to it, it's just PLAIN UGLY.
And I guess this is going into the Summer Doldrums or something, this Site I mean... MG after 5 years of Lockheed being on this fucking site, he STILL won't make a BADSAM NYC get together. There's plenty of us on the east coast...
by LOCKHEED at May 18, 2006 7:33 PM
I'm not in NYC anymore, remember? You can have your own get together.
by mg at May 18, 2006 9:28 PM
Is that even possible?
There is a girl at my job who I've seen like that. She is middle-aged now, married with kids and a responsible job. But it's still awkward because I know she knows I know....
by anna at May 19, 2006 1:52 PM
White Plains is NYC enough. We'll meet somewhere in Scarsdale or something. Have a fucking picnic.
by Lockheed at May 19, 2006 7:01 PM
Did you paint her face Anna?
I'm curious on how you saw her that way.
Just look her in the eye and give her a wink.
I think I'll start using the line, "Have a fucking picnic!"
by Long Time Lurker at May 20, 2006 1:19 PM
S'gotta put a guy off, ain't it? I'm so bad with faces anyway, it seems, slathered in cum or not. You remember I mentioned the gal I couldn't stand to attention for, and then later the gal in the 24-7 pub who was talking about spitroasts... twas the same gal, meh. I thought she knew me through my brother, but she knew me as the guy that couldn't get a hard on one time and with all haste did high knees over the barb wire and out into the wild.
Why didn't she say anything? And why is it I was turned on by the her talking shit about spitroasts, but not when she was playing with my cock? It's one o' those things that's gotta come in threes: me thinks the third encounter will be one I should be prepared for but will probably limp away from looking like a genuine 'tard.
by Ex Crimson Guard NCO at May 20, 2006 3:09 PM
Maybe just lay off the ales. No pun intended.
by anna at May 22, 2006 10:12 AM
And yes, I did. How else would you come to see someone like that? Again, no pun intended.
by anna at May 22, 2006 10:13 AM
Try firefox browser my friend - no poup, worms or nasties and best of all no trace of where you have been surfing - ever!
by justadude at May 22, 2006 7:29 PM
Thanks justadude! Oh wait are you one of those weird cyber-things floating around blogs?
by anna at May 23, 2006 7:46 AM