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Cushion for the pushin'
by anna at 09:29 AM on May 20, 2005
I'm listening to the radio and these 4 grown men are engaged in the eternal "who would you do" debate. Actually, a variation thereof. Call it Who Would You Do and Under What Circumstances, With a Racial Twist.
Their premise being that white guys pass on "big-boned" girls that brothers would jump on, literally. The first example that came up was Monica Lewinsky. Some brothers called in and said they would do her in a heartbeat, even in her present alarmingly bloated condition. The discussion, almost inevitably, worked its way around to Jennifer "The Ass" Lopez. Now, this girl is packing a hefty caboose, no question about it. But she also boasts some other attributes. It is a tough call.
I have been either married or in a long term relationship my entire adult life. So I must harken back to high school to comment. Back then there were 3 criteria: 1 I'd do her. 2 I'd let her blow me. 3 I wouldn't do her with your... Knowing what we know about Lewinsky's proclivities, I'd have to say she'd fall into #2 category. Lopez, I dunno. There is just something so artificial-seeming about her.
And from the discussion that ensued, I concluded that there might be something to the racial/poundage angle. Many brothers called in to disparage such scrawny-assed white chicks as Kate Moss, Allie McBeal and Meg Ryan. They also had much to say about what they would and wouldn't do to Lopez. All spoken in code so as to elude the bleeping censors. Even some sisters chimed in to say that black men prefer some cushion for the pushin' whereas when they were pursuing white guys they felt some pressure to slim down.
In olden times being pleasantly plump was a good sign that you at least got enough to eat. But nowadays it seems that rich folks are reed-thin while the impoverished have ballooned up to Rosie O'Donnell size.
I am still haunted by her lines from that stupid Hallmark movie. Will it ever stop? "I'm hearing you!" "Our daddy is dead!"
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Oh, and just how did that telltale DNA smear wind up on her cheesy Gap dress? Errant aim? Spitting? Or something I don't even want to consider...
by anna at May 20, 2005 10:09 AM
If only she woulda swallowed!
And Holy crap anna! Did you watch that Rosie shit on purpose or were you held captive? If not then you deserve having those lines running through your head for all eternity!!
by Long Time Lurker at May 20, 2005 2:06 PM
Don't even tell me she spit it on there. When the spit vs swallow debates ensued in high school I never beleived anyone would really do that! How awkward and weird is that?
Surely with all the testimony on the subject this subject must have come up. Either it was a money shot gone awry or she spit or...what? Was she wearing it at the time?
I didn't watch it but the local radio guys constantly run tape loops of her lines for kicks, and it has worn thin. Way thin.
by anna at May 21, 2005 8:09 AM
I once knew a girl who would "save" it in a seal a meal bag and then freeze it to drink later. It was sure strange.
Maybe Lewinsky was trying to do that.
Don't you just love radio guys who not only ride a horse into the ground they keep on riding it until you wanna get your gun and hunt them down like the scum they are. One more reason I don't listen to the radio anymore.
by Long Time Lurker at May 21, 2005 2:58 PM
That's gross. Some girls do wierd things. I've heard a few stories. One involves pimples... ugh! Does anyone have any other good ones?
Anna, those lines sound pretty awful. I bet people will be repeating them for a long time. Didn't Blank already mention them here? If MG needs a new tagline...
by jean at May 21, 2005 7:53 PM
If you liked the Rosie stuff, you'll get wet for this Pat O'Brien/ retard Rosie phone love: Here.
Click on the picture to listen.
by MrBlank at May 21, 2005 11:10 PM
You are going to get me in trouble with my wife. Hearing him say that nasty stuff to...her has just left me speechless.
by anna at May 22, 2005 8:32 AM
the USA needs to lower the age when a person becomes a adult,
from 18 to 10.
That would reduce child porn, statotory rape numbers,
as they would be concenting adults
by xxx at June 15, 2005 10:54 AM
I guess so....
But, I figure they'ld just move on the younger victimes. Why arent those Pampers commercialls considered child porn? I mean, it's like you can run around the world nude, and then, you cant, and then, you can! Well, only in special places.
by Clonereject1138 at January 22, 2006 7:34 PM