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That nNNnGHHgh blog was pretty cool.
April Fools for me, was spent telling people I have throat cancer, and that that is terrible news because one of my brothers has just died. When they asked how, I said I didn't want to talk about it.
A lot of people told me they're sorry today. I think I'll probably spend the next few days saying it myself. Heh heh. I hope the news has spread far... I'm thinking a days worth of gossip should have virtually everbody my brothers knows being utterly surprised at seeing him alive.
by Ex Crimson Guard NCO at April 1, 2005 11:02 PM
You play World of Warcraft, Blank? My brother and sister play. They tried to get me to join, but I resisted. It's too bad that the Alliance players are apparently all terrible.
How about Google's April Fool's joke... http://www.google.com/googlegulp/
..."You should be aware that by popping the seal on the twist-off Gulp cap, you send a wireless signal to Google's servers indicating your irrevocable acceptance of the Google Gulp Terms and Conditions, which do include the possibility, however remote, of hideous genetic mutation resulting from your consumption of this product."
by jean at April 2, 2005 12:07 AM
April Fools, the economy is even WORSE than you expected.
by Lockheed at April 2, 2005 1:32 AM
I did play Final Fantasy Online for a while, but quit. It took too damn long to do anything. The repetition was awful. At least it was easy to find people to team up with. I think it had to do with me bing a boring white mage, you know, one of those characters that everyone wants on their team but never wants to play as one.
I found that there were MUCH better things to do with my time. Things like GTA San Andreas.
by MrBlank at April 2, 2005 4:18 AM
Hey, speaking of things to do with your time, who took the time and effort to post hundreds of silly comments? Including ones by people purporting to desire sex with her.
by anna at April 2, 2005 8:59 AM
World of Warcraft.. Hmm. I occasionally play Neverwinter online, I join other level 40 characters that generally spoil play for lower level players, you know why? Cos we can. w00t! n00bs r pwnt by me, so stfu! CHODE! My hacked Uber Chicken roughs up the unwary.
You noticed, to get anyone to believe anything you say on April Fool's in modern times, you have to be aggressive, and whatever you're making up has to be extremely weighty? You can't say, "There's something on your shirt." Only to flick your finger up, hit some face, and scream, "April Fool!"
"Your fly is open."
"Your shoe lace is untied."
"Your nipples are showing through your blouse."
Fnar, April Fool...
...That stuff's just not funny. Whereas telling people a family member has died and that you have a horrible disease, and have them believe you, come on...
by Ex Crimson Guard NCO at April 2, 2005 12:14 PM
A vendor came to our office Friday and hers were indeed showing loud and clear. I thought about telling her, thinking maybe she had a sweater in her car. Then I thought, nah she'll just think it's an April Fools prank.
by anna at April 2, 2005 1:12 PM
I don't know why women don't just stop wearing thin bras to work, period. Once they've seen them, I don't trust most men to be able to look a woman in the eye without thinking of her nipples. Besides, I once worked with a guy who would wear khakis that were a bit too small and showed his genitals. I could usually suppress the mental image while working with him, but... not always.
by jean at April 3, 2005 3:39 AM
Oh yeah, the mage classes really seem to have a hard time on Final Fantasy. My sister played a white mage for a long time and people were always begging her to help them out, and then never giving anything back in return.
by jean at April 3, 2005 3:47 AM
Some nipples can put me off, and some nipples really surprise me. They're never how you imagine them to be from woman to woman. A slim gal with petite breasts, my first thought - or perhaps fifth or sixth thought - is 'tiny nipples', but often times they have extremely large nipples, or those small nipples that when erect, become all teet and no nipple. Big breasts, big nips, nope, varies, sometimes they're so small it's all flesh and no nipple. You get those really dark nipples, and those really pink ones. Some nipples are hard to look at, and some you can't stop looking at. Some aren't quite the right shape, and some are nigh on perfect but let down by the breast they're on, some nipples are coupled with a mini-mole, some are dashed with freckles...
... Nipples are cool.
You're right though Jean, if I've seen any part of a woman's body that she doesn't show willingly, that's generally what I'm thinking about when I'm looking into her eyes.
I have to say so when I can see em through a blouse though. I've never had a woman smile and say, "Yeah I know." Though I imagine such a response would be met by masses of saliva dripping from my open maw. Gotta say though, same goes for male colleagues who sport those hideous sweat patches on the pits of their shirts. I remember hassling one guy about his sweat patches for weeks, and then never seeing him again cos he quit. Still not sure if it was my daily pointers, and cutting advice which caused him to quit though. "Christ, just get it sorted, you're putting me off my lunch and that ain't for another four hours yet!"
by Ex Crimson Guard NCO at April 3, 2005 6:00 AM
The pit people are the same ones who clasp their hands behind their heads while talking to you. Quite off-putting.
by anna at April 3, 2005 9:40 AM
Hahaha Crimson, that would be pretty saucy, alright.
I took a film class once in college. I thought it was about documentaries, but it turned out to be regular (fictional) movies from around the world... with boobs. Every darn one had a boob shot and every woman-- American, Armenian, Somalian, Gypsy-- had very different breasts. It's just like you said... there are all different sorts, even though you'd think that they'd all be about the same.
Here's a story: my little sister's friend was on the sidewalk one day when a bunch of teenaged boys drove by and yelled, "Heeey, you want some of this?" So she stomped at them yelling, "Yeah, I want some of what you got! You gonna give it or what???" They were terrified. She's like 5 feet tall and a hundred pounds. It must've been the rage.
by jean at April 5, 2005 12:30 AM
Yeah but implants are ruining it. Now boobs are all homogenous. You hear porn stars on the radio and it's like, 36D, saline or silicon?
by anna at April 6, 2005 7:42 AM
Porn stars on the radio. Ha! Makes me laugh.
by MrBlank at April 6, 2005 1:36 PM
Yeah, what a concept. It's funny what an elevated status porn stars have attained. Porn stars are no different than streetwalkers who suck off random guys for $20. Just cuter.
by anna at April 7, 2005 7:51 AM