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Ha!
by anna at 08:56 AM on December 26, 2004
Imagine such cinematic classics as Gone with the Wind or Casablanca resissued on DVD with a cheesy laugh track. Imagine Beethoven's 9th Symphony accompanied by a kazoo and armpit farts.
It's that time of year when reviewers start looking back on the best and worst of 2004. Except this year, there's nothing to review. It was all so unmemorable, fair to middling, and irrevelant that it just isn't worth the time. I challenge anyone to produce even one exception this year. Or for that matter, this century.
Dude, where's my car? I'm outta here.
comments (6)
For DVD, Return of the King extended ed... Me, and my brothes did an eleven and half hour marathon, by the end of which we were completely munted.
For cinema... NATA!
Saw might have been good if it weren't for the poor casting, direction, and coupon plot strands. 04 was a crap year for cinema I agree.
by Ex Crimson Guard NCO at December 26, 2004 9:13 AM
Does the Paris Hilton tape count? :D
by snaggle at December 26, 2004 4:13 PM
Super Earthquake from Indonesia to India...
...there's goes our outsourcing...
...I felt the aftershocks...
by LOCKHEED at December 26, 2004 6:30 PM
It was written as approximate using 1.0122 equilavent to one day... 360/365... next large calamity after 1960 quake.
by LOCKHEED at December 26, 2004 7:54 PM
Hey Snaggle I wouldn't think the Paris tape would do much for you, what with its poor casting, direction, and coupon plot strands. As for said earthquake, most tsunamis are like hurricanes. You have some warning from Storm Center New Delhi. These earthquake-spawned ones literally come from a clear blue sky. What a tragic nightmare.
by anna at December 27, 2004 7:41 AM
lmao. The Paris tape was compelling though... Is she gonna? Ain't she gonna... Tease, tease, fecking tease... I'd have screamed or left if I was that lucky guy... She spent more time strutting and crawling on and around the bed than she did... Well... You should watch it. Bah-rup-pah-pum-pum.
I wonder if Asia is gonna recognise why Europe nags about the environment now? Heh heh.
by Ex Crimson Guard NCO at December 27, 2004 12:29 PM